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Old January 10th, 2010, 02:52 AM   #1
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Cause I put water in the almost empty dish soap to make due till tommorow. Instead of driving 25 minutes to the nearest open store at 2:30 in the morning on a saturday...




That is all.
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Old January 10th, 2010, 03:00 AM   #2
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I would have done the same thing.
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Old January 10th, 2010, 03:02 AM   #3
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Many would deem that resourceful. Or is there an underlying pre-dickish condition?
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Old January 10th, 2010, 03:31 AM   #4
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Um..I don't think that makes you a dick. Frugel perhaps?
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Old January 10th, 2010, 03:37 AM   #5
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No no. I'm a dick. Cause "If you needed Cigarettes you'd go get them".
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Old January 10th, 2010, 06:18 AM   #6
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No no. I'm a dick. Cause "If you needed Cigarettes you'd go get them".
kids kids kids...
There are much more important things for the two of you to scwabble over.











Like leaving the toilet seat up.
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Old January 10th, 2010, 06:28 AM   #7
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Your not a dick, your just an insensitive bastard...I AM A DICK
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Old January 10th, 2010, 07:25 AM   #8
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And your point is?
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Old January 10th, 2010, 08:26 AM   #9
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I would have done the same thing.
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I do. I have never been called a dick for doing it. Moron maybe.
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Old January 10th, 2010, 08:47 AM   #10
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Isn't marriage great!!!!
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Old January 10th, 2010, 08:52 AM   #11
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I can tell you haven't peed in your wife's butt yet. Once you pee in their butt, they become totally submissive sex slaves.

Try it and get back to us with your results.
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Old January 10th, 2010, 09:10 AM   #12
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2:30 in the morning she wants to do dishes.
Tell her to walk to the store and when she's done doing the dishes to start making your breakfast.
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Old January 10th, 2010, 09:13 AM   #13
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Wait.. So.. If my wife does that, does that make -her- a dick? I'll test this theory and get back to you Ranger.
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Old January 10th, 2010, 09:22 AM   #14
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I can tell you haven't peed in your wife's butt yet. Once you pee in their butt, they become totally submissive sex slaves.

Try it and get back to us with your results.
I call BULLSHIT.....and that's all i will say.
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Old January 10th, 2010, 12:44 PM   #15
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Update:

So it's not the fact that I wouldn't go to the store to get the shit at 2:30 in the morning. It's how I answered her when I told her "Shes outta her rabid ass mind".


No, she did not want to do dishes last night. She wanted to clean a FEW dishes.

Wake up this morning shes gone.

Calls
Me:"Hello"
Her:"Yes"
Me:"Where are you:
Her:"Had to run a few errands and get some stuff:
Me:"Oh, well why you're out can you grab me smokes"
Her:"Probably not"

Most men would like giggle oh she will anyway. Not this one. So guess where I am off to. :-) See you soon.
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Old January 10th, 2010, 01:00 PM   #16
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I call BULLSHIT.....and that's all i will say.
I can see you've never peed in a woman's butt.
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Old January 10th, 2010, 01:24 PM   #17
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She is not out running errands and getting some stuff...she is banging someone you know! You better call Cheaters and Joey Greco will get to the bottom of the matter.

This is all probably the result of you not peeing in her butt...you need to work your way up to that though, so tonight when she is in the shower just open up the door and pee on her leg, they like that too.
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Old January 10th, 2010, 01:30 PM   #18
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Old January 10th, 2010, 01:33 PM   #19
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Old January 10th, 2010, 01:53 PM   #20
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And your point is?
proof that his woman is on the rag?
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