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Old November 19th, 2009, 01:04 AM   #41
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Shove a potato up his tail pipe
I'm sure Nuggets has done that.
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Old November 19th, 2009, 01:26 AM   #42
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Yeah, being the bigger man when I was in high school worked. First they would do stupid stuff like spray shaving cream on my gym locker. Then they would put food through the mesh and into my locker. Then it was Gatorade, and then they pissed in my locker all over my backpack and everything else. Being the bigger man by brushing it off really did a lot for me in high school. Good thing I transferred out.
Not saying his high school is that bad, but doing something in innocent fun might be alright.
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Old November 19th, 2009, 01:47 AM   #43
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1. murder his family and put their corpses in the wagon.

2. plant the murder weapon (preferably something bunt like a hammer or section of lead pipe) on him in his sleep and douse him in their blood.

3. call the cops.

he goes to jail for murder and cant retaliate, you get the satisfaction of butchering someone. win win.
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Old November 19th, 2009, 01:58 AM   #44
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some punk ass decided to pull out my schrader valve at school today when i find out who did it what should i do to get them back with out getting into trouble haha
Take out HIS schrader valves, and then fill the valve stems with JB Weld.
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Old November 19th, 2009, 05:53 AM   #45
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what how is the condom part funny haha burning rubber ?
because when he starts the car it blows up.
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Old November 19th, 2009, 05:57 AM   #46
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i think you should put tons of flavored laxatives in his drink, cover all of the toilet seats in the vacinity with toilet paper and proceed to soak them in piss.
this would be funny as heeelllllllll.....

then as he walks out of the shitter kick his ass and make him shit himself. A+
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Old November 19th, 2009, 10:02 AM   #47
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the best thing that i have done is stuff my neighbors car full of balloons. it made it a pain in the ass for he to get in and out of her car when she was running late for work. nothing got broken and the score was settled. if was warmer you could go and get a dozen crawlers and put it under seat and after a few days the smell will be bad enough that we will start walking or bumming rides.
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Old November 19th, 2009, 10:07 AM   #48
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the best thing that i have done is stuff my neighbors car full of balloons. it made it a pain in the ass for he to get in and out of her car when she was running late for work. nothing got broken and the score was settled. if was warmer you could go and get a dozen crawlers and put it under seat and after a few days the smell will be bad enough that we will start walking or bumming rides.
better yet, make it condom balloons.

or find his GF and do her on the hood of the wagon.
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Old November 19th, 2009, 11:30 AM   #49
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Kill his family, make chili with their bodies and then trick him into eating it.

Anything less, and you're just a punk-assed fuckboy.
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Old November 19th, 2009, 11:54 AM   #50
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Is this not gl4x4? Why has no one suggested skullfucking yet?
dry rape him in the ass. that will settle the argument.
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Old November 19th, 2009, 12:14 PM   #51
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dry rape him in the ass. that will settle the argument.
Yes call Scooter.
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Old November 19th, 2009, 12:21 PM   #52
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id go with the cinder block one. lol
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Old November 19th, 2009, 12:28 PM   #53
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put vasaline on his wipers and then one spot in his view so he trys to wipe it off then it just smears a shit ton of it all over his windshield

I have did this to my brother it was effin epic funniest shit to watch ever.
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Old November 19th, 2009, 12:36 PM   #54
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1) Break into his families house
2) Fuck his family, all of them. Even if he has 3 brothers while he watches
3) Kill family
4) Maim him. remove all limbs, gouge out eyes, cut tongue, drill out ears
5) Kick his dog

I'm kidding. Kicking his dog would just be mean.
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Old November 19th, 2009, 05:54 PM   #55
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Take out HIS schrader valves, and then fill the valve stems with JB Weld.
im feeling this one
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Old November 19th, 2009, 05:58 PM   #56
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school as in high school or school as in college ?? if it were college id file a police report so its on file then ask him not to mess with your shit again.. but you said you're under 18 so im gona guess high school.. Go fukc his GF
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do what i did to someone i didn't like. on a day it was supposed to be warm. i shrink wrapped his car in the morning before it got hot. the heat locked that shit tighter then a 12 yr old. took him 3 hours to get it off his car. that was hilarious
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Old November 19th, 2009, 08:28 PM   #58
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do what i did to someone i didn't like. on a day it was supposed to be warm. i shrink wrapped his car in the morning before it got hot. the heat locked that shit tighter then a 12 yr old. took him 3 hours to get it off his car. that was hilarious

ehh boy...some things just shouldnt be said.
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Old November 19th, 2009, 08:50 PM   #59
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ehh boy...some things just shouldnt be said.
its a joke...
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Old November 19th, 2009, 09:00 PM   #60
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i figured that much.
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