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Old October 29th, 2009, 10:52 PM   #1
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(CNN) -- Police say guilt was written all over their faces.

Police received a call Friday night that two men with hooded sweatshirts and painted faces had tried to break into a man's home in Carroll, Iowa.

When police stopped a vehicle matching the caller's description blocks away, they were stunned by the men's disguises.

There were no ski masks or stockings pulled over their heads; instead, Matthew Allan McNelly, 23, and Joey Lee Miller, 20, streaked their faces with permanent black marker.

Carroll Police Chief Cayler told CNN the strange disguises made it easier for his officers.

"We're very skilled investigators and the black faces gave them right away," Cayler said jokingly. "I have to assume the officers were kind of laughing at the time. I've never heard of coloring your face with a permanent marker."

Cayler said police believe one of the alleged burglars targeted the home because he suspected his girlfriend had a relationship with the man who lived there.

I've seen a lot of things that make me laugh and weird things but this was probably the best combination of the two.

--Carroll Police Chief Cayler
"They probably were just not thinking straight and figured we'll go out and scare the guy or whatever," Cayler said. "[They were] being dumb and combine that with alcohol and it was the perfect storm."

Both men were charged with attempted burglary, and McNelly was charged additionally with operating a vehicle while intoxicated. Lawyers for the two men could not be reached for comment.

Cayler said he's been fielding calls about the case from news media outlets from all over the country -- mostly because of their funny-looking mug shots.

"I've been chief here almost 25 years, been with the department 28½ years and I've seen a lot of things that make me laugh and weird things but this was probably the best combination of the two -- strangely weird and hilariously funny all at the same time."
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Old October 29th, 2009, 10:54 PM   #2
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Old October 29th, 2009, 10:55 PM   #3
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Old October 29th, 2009, 11:03 PM   #4
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I didn't realize it was permanent marker. Looked good to me when I was drunk.
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Old October 29th, 2009, 11:13 PM   #5
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i know right. I totally thought we were going to get away with it. Your ideas are always great until we sober up.

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Old October 29th, 2009, 11:19 PM   #6
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He made Police Chief after being on the force for only 3.5 years?
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Old October 29th, 2009, 11:32 PM   #7
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He made Police Chief after being on the force for only 3.5 years?
His father was Chief before him. When dad croaked he was made the new Chief in a secret ceremony that involved alot of dancing, drinking goat pee and being shot in the testicles with a tazer.
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Old October 29th, 2009, 11:55 PM   #8
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His father was Chief before him. When dad croaked he was made the new Chief in a secret ceremony that involved alot of dancing, drinking goat pee and being shot in the testicles with a tazer.
Carroll IA isn't that big. He was probably the only one who wanted the job. Shit the town is so small I lost it on google maps. These guys probably still fukc their sisters.
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Old October 30th, 2009, 12:59 AM   #9
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Awesome, dude on the left has a batman mask drawn on his face. Maybe they were just early trick-or-treaters that wanted some candy. These guys just say all those painted on costumes and did em up IA style
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Old October 30th, 2009, 07:31 AM   #10
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Old October 30th, 2009, 02:57 PM   #11
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Old October 30th, 2009, 04:24 PM   #12
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Awesome, dude on the left has a batman mask drawn on his face. Maybe they were just early trick-or-treaters that wanted some candy. These guys just say all those painted on costumes and did em up IA style
look close at the batman masked one. it looks like he did huge star first then turned it into the batman thing. the other one must have though he was "Robb'n?"
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Old October 30th, 2009, 04:28 PM   #13
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Oh no? it just accured to me who they tried to do their make up as?

Ace Freely and Paul Stanley from Kiss! look at the black star under the eye of the one guy and then the other has the full eye star.
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Old October 30th, 2009, 07:52 PM   #14
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Oh no? it just accured to me who they tried to do their make up as?

Ace Freely and Paul Stanley from Kiss! look at the black star under the eye of the one guy and then the other has the full eye star.
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Old October 30th, 2009, 07:53 PM   #15
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