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Old October 28th, 2009, 04:02 PM   #1
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Man Punches Another He Accuses of Being a 'Zombie'


IOWA CITY, Iowa Iowa City police are investigating an early morning assault in which a man accused another of being a zombie, then punched him twice.

Police say the assault occurred at 1:17 a.m. Sunday at an Iowa City restaurant south of the University of Iowa campus.

A man was ordering food when he was approached by another man who called him a zombie, then hit him in the eye. When the victim tried to call police on his cell phone, the man punched him again, breaking his nose.

The man then ran out a back door.

The victim was taken by ambulance to a hospital.
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you can never be to sure. I would rather punch him and he isn't a zombie than not punch him and he is one
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Old October 28th, 2009, 04:08 PM   #3
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and it's begun.....


but everybody knows you don't punch zombies, you cut shoot their head off
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Old October 28th, 2009, 04:09 PM   #4
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I call bullshit.

If he REALLY thought the guy was a zombie, he would have grabbed the nearest mop, broken it in half, and shoved it pointy end first up through the lower jaw and out the top of the guys skull piercing the brain thus rendering him immobile as a zombie.

Everyone knows that punching a zombie in the face won't do shit.

He would have had a better chance if he said he thought the guy was a vampire or used the gay panic defense.
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Old October 28th, 2009, 04:09 PM   #5
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Must be true, neither the victim nor the police denied he is a zombie.
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Old October 28th, 2009, 04:12 PM   #6
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Must be true, neither the victim nor the police denied he is a zombie.
very observant, but i'm not yet willing to accept the possibility of zombies that can dial a telephone
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Old October 28th, 2009, 04:15 PM   #7
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very observant, but i'm not yet willing to accept the possibility of zombies that can dial a telephone
He tried calling, but couldn't...
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Old October 28th, 2009, 04:19 PM   #8
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He tried calling, but couldn't...
exactilly, zombies cant talk.

they can however moan to the tune of "white lines".
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A man was ordering food when he was approached by another man who called him a zombie, then hit him in the eye. When the victim tried to call police on his cell phone, the man punched him again, breaking his nose.

The man then ran out a back door.
The double tap. You can never be too sure, kids.
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Old October 28th, 2009, 04:20 PM   #10
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Old October 28th, 2009, 04:25 PM   #11
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Old October 28th, 2009, 04:27 PM   #12
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So THAT'S why I could never get youtube videos to work!

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I thought you needed one of those "zombie killer" guns outa the for sale section?
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All zombies guilty until proven innocent.
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very observant, but i'm not yet willing to accept the possibility of zombies that can dial a telephone
sometimes zombies do things that are familiar to them from when they were living
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it was prolly some college kid on drugs, who just watched a zombie movie.
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sounds like fun. Maybe I should do some drugs and watch zombie movies....
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