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Old October 28th, 2009, 12:50 PM   #1
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Old October 28th, 2009, 05:48 PM   #2
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DEAR AOL

I AM CUTE PRETEEN CHEERLEADER LOOKING FOR LOVE. PLEASE SEND ME EMAIL AND I WILL SHOWER YOU WITH LOVE.

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Old October 28th, 2009, 05:49 PM   #3
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Margaret Ann Preseley, shortly before she gave birth to approximately half of Canada. Notice her face, which is very, very, very horrid and not unlike a piece of beef after it's been beaten by drunken Irishmen and dipped in a tub of rash cream.
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Old October 28th, 2009, 05:51 PM   #4
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Henry Dollins hugs the hairy lump. Don't ask; it's so frightening on so many levels.
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Old October 28th, 2009, 05:52 PM   #5
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Hey, the living don't want her, the dead don't want her, I don't know where the hell else this gutterflop inflatalard jumbo boob beast can go besides the inside of a toxic waste canister that should be thrown into the bottom of the ocean.
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Old October 28th, 2009, 05:52 PM   #6
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What the fukc ...? God I hate Texas. I hate every single thing to ever spawn in Texas and one of these days I'm gonna get enough explosives to blow up the border around Texas and cause it to float into the Persian Gulf or whatever lake that is between it and Mexico / Florida / whatever. Nothing good has ever come from Texas and nothing good will ever come from Texas, and if you're in Texas right now reading my computer screen web page site, I advice you to lick some railroad tracks until a train swings by and carries many of your body parts to new and exciting places. Goddamn Texans.
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Old October 28th, 2009, 05:54 PM   #7
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Old October 28th, 2009, 05:58 PM   #8
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HELLO LADIES!!!

HE spread his butt cheeks apart and everything
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Old October 28th, 2009, 06:00 PM   #9
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What the fukc ...? God I hate Texas. I hate every single thing to ever spawn in Texas and one of these days I'm gonna get enough explosives to blow up the border around Texas and cause it to float into the Persian Gulf or whatever lake that is between it and Mexico / Florida / whatever. Nothing good has ever come from Texas and nothing good will ever come from Texas, and if you're in Texas right now reading my computer screen web page site, I advice you to lick some railroad tracks until a train swings by and carries many of your body parts to new and exciting places. Goddamn Texans.
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HELLO LADIES!!!

HE spread his butt cheeks apart and everything
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Old October 28th, 2009, 06:02 PM   #10
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THIS CHICK SI HOT, I WANT HER PHOEN NUMBAR AND A PICATARE OF HER BREASTS SO IF YUO HAEV EITHAR PLEAS SENT THEM INTO ME BY USEING AN EMALE MACHENE LIEK MICROSOFT BUT NOT LUNIX BECAUSE THEN I CANT READS THEM>?

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Old October 28th, 2009, 06:04 PM   #11
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WHAT IN GODS NAME ARE YUO???? NOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooo
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Old October 28th, 2009, 06:07 PM   #12
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Speaking of "rottweilers dipped in boiling cooking grease"... I think pets get in free at the Appleton High prom.
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Old October 28th, 2009, 06:21 PM   #13
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Old October 28th, 2009, 06:28 PM   #14
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Old October 28th, 2009, 06:31 PM   #15
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No no no you got it all wrong, the MATADOR gets the rose, not the bull.
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Old October 28th, 2009, 06:35 PM   #16
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this one made me thro up a little....


This is probably the most disgusting photo I've ever seen, but it's even worse when you realize that's actually a giant ejaculating penis growing out of his neck.
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