|October 27th, 2009, 12:24 PM||#1|
Join Date: 09-10-06
The Man Test
THE MAN TEST
1. If you are over forty, and you have a washboard stomach, you are a
queer. It means you haven't sucked back enough beer with the boys and
have spent the rest of your free time doing sit-ups, aerobics, and doing
the Oprah diet.....Faggot.
2. If you have a cat, you are a homo. A cat is like a dog, but queer-- it
grooms itself constantly but never scratches itself, has a delicate touch
except when it uses its claws, and whines to be fed. And just think about
how you call a dog... 'Killer, come here! I said get your ass over here,
Killer!' Now think about how you call a cat....'Bun-bun, come to daddy,
snookums!' Yep, you're queer.
3. If you suck on lollipops, Ring-Pops, baby pacifiers, or any such
nonsense, rest assured, you are a Gaylord. A straight man only sucks on
BBQ ribs, crab claws, raw oysters, lobster backs, pickled pig’s feet, or
tits. Anything else and you are a Homo in training and undeniably a fag.
4.. If you refuse to take a dump in a public bathroom or piss in a parking
lot, you crave a deep homosexual relationship. A man's world is his
toilet; he defecates and urinates where he pleases.
5. If you drink anything other than regular coffee, you're as fairy as
Tinkerbelle. A straight man will never be heard ordering a 'Decaf Soy
Latte'. If you've put a Decaf Soy Latte to your lips, you've had a man
6. If you know more than six names of non-standard colors or four
different types of dessert other than ice cream and custard, you might as
well be handing out free ass passes. A real man doesn't have memory space
in his brain to remember all of that crap. If you can pick out chartreuse
you're gay. And if you can name ANY type of textile other than cotton or
denim, you are a peter puffer.
7. If you drive with both hands on the wheel, forget it, you're dying to
tune a meat whistle. A man only puts both hands on the wheel to honk at a
slow-assed driver or to cut the prick off. The rest of the time he needs
that hand to change the radio station, eat a hamburger, or hold his beer.
8. If you do not send this off to all the males on your email list
because you are afraid of hurting their feelings then you are definitely
on the verge of being a salami smuggler.
|October 27th, 2009, 01:13 PM||#7|
Join Date: 03-23-07
Location: Westland, Michigan
I will always own at least one cat. why? in ancient egyptian theology (which I believe highly in) cats are the rulers of the dead the undead are naturally afraid of cats as they control what happens to them in the realm of the dead. everyone should have at least one cat in their arsenal against zombies.
|October 27th, 2009, 01:15 PM||#8|
Last Free Man
Join Date: 02-09-06
Location: Howell Twp, MI 48836
I SHOOT RAW!
Exercise your rights! Open Carry!
|October 27th, 2009, 09:57 PM||#15|
1/8 + 6/8 = 7/8
2000 XJ with a 3 inch body lift
|October 27th, 2009, 10:19 PM||#19|
Join Date: 11-08-05
Location: A little North of Deetroit and a little South of Roseville
|October 27th, 2009, 10:26 PM||#20|
No. I re-did my calculation, using 1/1 = 1, 2/2 = 2, 3/3 = 3, and 4/4 = 4
Here it is:
1/8 + 6/8 = 7/8, which means 7/7 + 1/8 = 7/8
So if 7/7 = 7
1/8 must reduce down to .25/2
So that means he is 7 .25/2 gay.
2000 XJ with a 3 inch body lift