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View Poll Results: HOW TO GET TO HEAVEN WHEN YOU DIE
YES 5 1.04%
NO 6 1.25%
I ALREADY PRAYED/ACCEPTED JESUS CHRIST INTO MY HEART 28 5.83%
OTHER 10 2.08%
Jesus built my hotrod 150 31.25%
I have accepted Obama into my heart 7 1.46%
Buttsecks gets you to heaven. 261 54.38%
You get ripped in four weeks 13 2.71%
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Old October 2nd, 2009, 02:46 PM   #1
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NOTE: I ONLY ADDED THE FIRST 4 OPTIONS OF THE ABOVE POLL. SOMEONE ELSE ADDED THE OTHER OPTIONS TO MESS WITH ME.



ARE YOU 100% SURE THAT IF YOU DIED TODAY THAT YOU WOULD GO TO HEAVEN?

There are some things that you should know:

1. Realize that you are a sinner and in need of a Savior:

Ro 3:23 "For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God;"

Ro 3:10 "As it is written, There is none righteous, no, not one:"

This all began with the story of Adam and Eve in the garden of Eden. God created them perfect, there was no death or sorrow. God told them not to eat of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil. They disobeyed God and as a result, sin entered into the world. The pain which this world sees is the result of sin.

2. Because of our sins, we die both spiritually and physically, but God sent His Son to die so that you can have a chance not to have to go to hell by accepting what He did on the cross for you:

Ro 6:23 "For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord."

Ro 5:8 "But God demonstrates His own love toward us, in that while we were still sinners, Christ died for us. for us."

Every person who has ever lived is a sinner and is not righteous because we do bad things. A sin is a crime against God, just as if you steal something at the store, it is punishable by going to jail. It's the same thing with sin. Even if we lie one time, the punishment is hell, which is a prison for those who commit crimes against God. No matter how well you live your life from then on, you have already committed a sin which will be punished if you are not pardoned. If you commit a crime, and then live as a good citizen you still will go to jail for the crime you committed. Right? Just as the president can pardon a crime so you won't go to jail, Jesus can pardon your sins so that you do not go to hell, and can go to heaven when you die.

3. If you will confess to Jesus Christ that you are a sinner and in need of a Savior, accept Him as Lord and Savior and believe in your heart that He died on the cross and rose from the dead you will be saved.

Joh 1:12 “But as many as received Him, to them He gave the right to become children of God, to those who believe in His name”

Ro 10:9,10 "that if you confess with your mouth the Lord Jesus and believe in your heart that God has raised Him from the dead, you will be saved.."

You cannot get to heaven by being a good person, going to church, baptism or any other way other than by turning to Jesus and asking Him to forgive you for your sins and save you. While these are good things to do, some people believe that they will get to heaven if they do these things, but the bible says that there is only one way to heaven and that is through receiving what Jesus Christ did on the cross for you.

Will you do that today? If you will, you can be 100% sure that you will go to heaven when you die.

DO YOU BELIEVE THAT JESUS CHRIST DIED ON THE CROSS AND ROSE FROM THE DEAD FOR YOUR SINS?

ARE YOU WILLING TO TURN TO JESUS CHRIST FOR SALVATION?

4. If you are willing to accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior please humble yourself before God and pray this prayer to Him from your heart:

"Dear LORD JESUS, I believe that You died on the Cross and Rose from the dead for my sins. I ask you to come into my heart and forgive me for my sins, save me, take me to be with You when I die. I now receive You as my Lord and Savior. Thank You for saving me. In Jesus holy name, Amen."

If you prayed that prayer to God, and meant it with all of your heart, you are now a child of God and will go to heaven when you die.


Now that you are on your way to heaven, you should attend a bible believing church and follow in baptism.

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Old October 2nd, 2009, 02:48 PM   #2
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hahahahha

hi, and welcome. I'll leave you here, you will be fun to throw to the lions.
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Old October 2nd, 2009, 02:55 PM   #3
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Old October 2nd, 2009, 02:57 PM   #4
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hi xfrodobagginsx, i fucked your sister
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Old October 2nd, 2009, 02:59 PM   #5
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hahahahha

hi, and welcome. I'll leave you here, you will be fun to throw to the lions.
That may have happened to him in a past life as well, from the sounds of things...
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Old October 2nd, 2009, 02:59 PM   #6
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Heaven, Hell, Satan and God are all MYTHS...

They don't exist.

It's all a made up reason to take money from mindless little sheep..
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Old October 2nd, 2009, 02:59 PM   #7
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hi xfrodobagginsx, i fucked your sister
we have something in common, I skull fucked his grandma
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Old October 2nd, 2009, 03:10 PM   #8
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Old October 2nd, 2009, 03:14 PM   #9
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NO, No, NO.....................

He is using Roman's Road to try to teach us about Jesus, but isn't willing to do the work of leading by example and gaining the respect of the people on his site first.

As a Deacon in a Baptist church, I want to state that this was probably done by someone who has abosolutely no expierience outside of the church, and I would ask that, even though it looks like he is slambing the people on the site, I think his intentions were for the good.

Ignorant in his actions, but he was trying to do something good.

The Verses he posted are taught to beginners in Christianity, and yes I am a believer. (so I will take heat if you think I deserve it) I'm just sorry he posted it like this.
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Old October 2nd, 2009, 03:16 PM   #10
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On second thought, I take it back. You all need to be saved so Read and learn.
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Old October 2nd, 2009, 03:18 PM   #11
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This is one hell of a first post. No pun intended. Good luck with keeping your ass intact buddy.
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Old October 2nd, 2009, 03:20 PM   #12
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On second thought, I take it back. You all need to be saved so Read and learn.
Weak minds need that crutch. Grow a pair.
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Old October 2nd, 2009, 03:20 PM   #13
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Heaven, Hell, Stan and God are all MYTHS...

They don't exist.

It's all a made up reason to take money from mindless little sheep..
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Old October 2nd, 2009, 03:21 PM   #14
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Weak minds need that crutch. Grow a pair.
I have two kids, already did that.
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Old October 2nd, 2009, 03:23 PM   #15
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I have two kids, already did that.
fair enough
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Old October 2nd, 2009, 03:25 PM   #16
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ummmm wow- I didn't expect to see that on here ... today.... I would suspect that would be the last time we hear from him from everyones initial responses....

You guys were brutal!!!!
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Old October 2nd, 2009, 03:27 PM   #17
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ARE YOU 100% SURE THAT IF YOU DIED TODAY THAT YOU WOULD GO TO HEAVEN?

blah blah blah

i hope you burn in hell. See you there...
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Old October 2nd, 2009, 03:27 PM   #18
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RE: the first post (I choose not to quote it)

C'MON MAN!!
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Old October 2nd, 2009, 03:29 PM   #19
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ha it looks like this guy makes one post, then gets banned on lots of forums.
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Old October 2nd, 2009, 03:29 PM   #20
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I fucked his Mom...does that make us related somehow?
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