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Old May 20th, 2006, 02:18 PM   #1
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I burned both my hands on a George Forman grill.

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Old May 20th, 2006, 02:18 PM   #2
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Honesty is all ways good ,,,,, ya idiot
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Old May 20th, 2006, 02:20 PM   #3
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Old May 20th, 2006, 02:47 PM   #4
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hahaha?? how?
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Old May 20th, 2006, 02:52 PM   #5
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I didn't read this post, only the title. My answer is yes.
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Old May 20th, 2006, 03:01 PM   #6
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Old May 20th, 2006, 03:04 PM   #7
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honestly.....I can't believe you actually own a george foreman grill :tonka:
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Old May 20th, 2006, 03:10 PM   #8
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honestly.....I can't believe you actually own a george foreman grill :tonka:

I got this thing a couple years ago and used it last night for the first time.

It works pretty good for burgers, but don't try to make a grilled cheese. Flat, like a piece of cardboard.
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Old May 20th, 2006, 03:12 PM   #9
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hahaha?? how?

Had butter all over my hands, making a grilled cheese.
Lid was open so I kind of palmed the side to close it. Guess what, the sides are hot as hell.
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Old May 20th, 2006, 03:32 PM   #10
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I didn't read this post, only the title. My answer is yes.

Yea, I'm sure you'll keep it on the front page for a week. Thanks buddy.
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Old May 20th, 2006, 03:35 PM   #11
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Had butter all over my hands, making a grilled cheese.
Lid was open so I kind of palmed the side to close it. Guess what, the sides are hot as hell.
Based on the above statement. Lisa must be out and you had to fend for yourself
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Old May 20th, 2006, 03:49 PM   #12
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:tonka: :tonka: You jackass!!!
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Your right you have owned it for years. Wasn't it the one you let ERIC (c) use at the house that wayne lived in????????:tonka: JACKASS!!!!! should of used spary on Pam :gay:
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Old May 20th, 2006, 04:33 PM   #14
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you are the reason products have all those crazy warning stan, like do not use in tub, to not lick, do not use on genitals etc.

Nice !

We all done some pretty stupid burns and cuts, though most of mine i had gotten out of my system by highschool. Give your self credit your still young at heart if you can burn yourself in such a silly manner on a foreman grill.

Next time spill the grease on your crotch or something for bonus clumsy points :tonka:

Shoulda used a ron popiel rotissery oven if you were gonna cook informerical style: "you just set it and forget it !"
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At least you can admit it.
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Feel the love in this post.
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Well, you could sue, but then what would all the little George's do?

How many did he have again?
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At least you are young enough to heal...well that it what my father in-law says when I manage to hurt myself helping him on the farm.
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I burned both my hands on a George Forman grill.
Tsk, tsk tsk...cooking lessons, $35/hr
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