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Old August 7th, 2009, 01:19 PM   #1
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http://www.theonion.com/content/vide...es_tips_on_how


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"If you put a girl in a sundress and french braids, in front of the average pedophile... he's gonna get an erection that'll rip his bike shorts."
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Old August 7th, 2009, 01:27 PM   #2
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Holy shit some of the shit that came out of that guys mouth was creepy to the nth. The interviewers were about as fake as they come how could you keep a straight face and say uh huh I see when he is talking about the type of kid that he "used to" prefer.
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Old August 7th, 2009, 01:40 PM   #3
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gross. -10 for the onion
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Old August 7th, 2009, 03:42 PM   #4
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Old August 7th, 2009, 04:49 PM   #5
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There is no such thing as an 'ex-pedophile'
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Old August 7th, 2009, 04:57 PM   #6
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Bloomule sends me tips on how to pick up 15 yr old girls all the time, without me even asking. Weirdo.
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Old August 7th, 2009, 06:50 PM   #7
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Old August 7th, 2009, 06:53 PM   #8
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Onion. Satire. Hello?
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Old August 7th, 2009, 08:53 PM   #9
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There is no such thing as an 'ex-pedophile'
X2 once a pedophile always a pedophile!!! What gets me is this fukc kidnapped and sexually abused kids for over 20 years and he is a Free Man? WTF? I would have no problems busting a cap in his ass if I ever got the chance!
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Holy shit some of the shit that came out of that guys mouth was creepy to the nth. The interviewers were about as fake as they come how could you keep a straight face and say uh huh I see when he is talking about the type of kid that he "used to" prefer.
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X2 once a pedophile always a pedophile!!! What gets me is this fukc kidnapped and sexually abused kids for over 20 years and he is a Free Man? WTF? I would have no problems busting a cap in his ass if I ever got the chance!
lol.. Apparently you people don't know too much about The Onion.

While you're at it, see here:
http://www.theonion.com/content/vide...e_feedbags_let

http://www.theonion.com/content/vide...se_no_longer_a
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Old August 8th, 2009, 12:46 AM   #11
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lol.. Apparently you people don't know too much about The Onion.
Don't go bringing logic into this, no one listens to that. Mine was overlooked as well.
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Old August 8th, 2009, 12:47 AM   #12
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X2 once a pedophile always a pedophile!!! What gets me is this fukc kidnapped and sexually abused kids for over 20 years and he is a Free Man? WTF? I would have no problems busting a cap in his ass if I ever got the chance!
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Joking about someones mom is one thing and can be rather funny.

But on no level is pedophilia funny
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Joking about someones mom is one thing and can be rather funny.

But on no level is pedophilia funny
Agreed! The Onion is supposed to be humor/satire/parody etc and I don't think anyone here is getting that. (Except Rockymtno5) The whole pedo schtick crosses a line with me though.

Now, that being said. I stopped reading the Onion years ago, they try way to hard now, about the only thing I find semi humorous any more is watching a bunch of people insist it's news.
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