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Old August 3rd, 2009, 10:19 AM   #1
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Talking Whitebread clown hanging out the window of your black Charger...

...I-75 south in Auburn Hills early Saturday evening, assumed to be driving home from the Buick Open. Are you here?

I don't care how big your rims are, how many "Dub Edition" emblems you have, or what kind of retarded Macho Man Randy Savage faces you make at me, I will not race you.

Yes, I noticed that you only had one exhaust pipe even though your Charger's rear facia has cutouts for two of them.


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Old August 3rd, 2009, 10:21 AM   #2
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Old August 3rd, 2009, 10:23 AM   #3
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Hilarious- it wasn't me.....
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Old August 3rd, 2009, 10:39 AM   #4
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I get this all the time when I drive my girlfriends 2 door BMW. For some reason it attracts 17 year old douche bags in tricked out Civics that think the 2' tall spoiler will make them out perform a car that is engineered to drive speeds in the triple digits.

Speed cost money. How much do you want to spend? How fast do you want to go?
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Old August 3rd, 2009, 10:42 AM   #5
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Racing on the freeway is not about how fast your car is it is about how fast you are willing to go
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Old August 3rd, 2009, 12:35 PM   #6
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Racing on the freeway is not about how fast your car is it is about how fast you are willing to go
And how fast you are catching traffic ahead of you. Winning sucks if you total your car at the same time.
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Old August 3rd, 2009, 12:41 PM   #7
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Yes, I noticed that you only had one exhaust pipe even though your Charger's rear facia has cutouts for two of them.


Nope, it AINT got a hemi
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Old August 3rd, 2009, 12:43 PM   #8
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I feel ya man.....
I had a flame-red Hemi quad cab when they first came out. Every Asshole in a mini van with 3 child seats wanted to race every time I was at a stoplight. Morons!
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My friends dad had a Z06 when it first came out. He would tell people that "I would but I just picked up a puppy and he is in the back". His windows were all Limo tint.
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Old August 3rd, 2009, 01:08 PM   #10
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Yes, I noticed that you only had one exhaust pipe even though your Charger's rear facia has cutouts for two of them.


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Haha, isn't that ridiculous......I shake my head @ it every time I see one!
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Old August 3rd, 2009, 01:32 PM   #11
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Haha, isn't that ridiculous......I shake my head @ it every time I see one!
Do all the 6-cyl models have dual-outlet rear facias? I ask because when faced with challenges like that, you have to quickly assess the vehicle and consider all the possibilities no matter how remote they may be. Given his appearance, Mom and Dad may have funded a turbocharger along with the Hemi, blingy wheels, and DUB badge, which might have explained the rather new-looking single exhaust with non-fart can fancy tip.

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Old August 3rd, 2009, 01:40 PM   #12
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How did he see you when you were in your burban?
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Old August 3rd, 2009, 01:51 PM   #13
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How did he see you when you were in your burban?
I'm sure it was the Suburban's healthy exhaust note that got his attention.
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Believe it or not, I get D-bags in Hondas wanting to race my YJ just cuz it really winds out in 1st gear with them 4.88's...... too bad it tops out at 17 mph in 1st......

Coming back from Boyne Mountain in the wife's Benz (Shut up, it's just a 93 190E with the 2.6 6 cylinder) I was doing, uhhh, 'extra legal' speeds when I saw a guy in a riced out Nissan cutting through traffic trying to catch me..... when he finally pulled along side he saw a middle aged couple, me relaxed, one hand on the wheel, and my wife doing needlepoint......
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I would have just flipped you off spro.

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Old August 3rd, 2009, 06:35 PM   #16
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i would get that crap all the time when i had my big crew cab then i would unleash 525 bbc horsepower on them and wave bye
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Old August 3rd, 2009, 09:12 PM   #17
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My mom has a pt gt 2.4l turbo h/o. People always pull up to me and laugh when I am at stoplights but I just laugh at them when I fly past them. I took it to birmingham to pick up my friend and so many cruisers thought it was funny. But they don't expect it. Its like an srt-4 with a pt exterior.
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I would have just flipped you off spro.

That was his last attempt to get me to do something.
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