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Old August 1st, 2009, 02:01 PM   #1
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Old August 1st, 2009, 02:17 PM   #2
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Old August 1st, 2009, 02:18 PM   #3
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When Ralph sqeezed his nuts, cats would teleport into the room and claw him in the balls.
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Old August 1st, 2009, 02:20 PM   #4
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laser vasectomys are best preformed by cats specifically equiped with laser vision
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Old August 1st, 2009, 02:30 PM   #5
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Fluffy's involuntary laser vision ment the Jone's family had to take special precautions. Fluffy was know to burn up the occasional couch cushion and incenerate the contents of her litter box. Because of this, all guests were asked to cover their crotchetal regions to avoid involuntary sterilization.
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Old August 1st, 2009, 07:29 PM   #6
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Old August 1st, 2009, 07:52 PM   #7
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Billy always got a laugh out of plugging the cat's tail into the wall outlet.
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Old August 3rd, 2009, 05:48 PM   #13
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