|June 19th, 2006, 09:00 PM||#1|
Join Date: 11-06-05
Location: Annapolis, MD and Holland MI
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I'm glad I'm a man
I'm Glad I'm a Man
I'm glad I'm a man, you better believe.
I don't live off of yogurt, diet coke, or cottage Cheese.
I don't bitch to my girlfriends about hte size of my breasts
I can gget where I want to - North South East or West.
I don't get wasted after only two beers
and when I do drink don't end up in tears.
I won't spend hours deciding what to wear,
I spend 5 minutess max fixing my hair
And I don't go around checking my reflection
in everything shiny from every direction.
I don't whine in public and make us leave early
and when you ask why get all bitter and surly.
I'm glad I'm a man, I'm so glad I could sing
I don't have to sit around waiting for that ring.
I don't gossip about friends or stab them in the back
I don't carry our differences into the sack.
I'll never go psycho and threaten to kill you
or think every guy out there's trying to steal you.
I'm rational, reasonable, and logical too
I know what the time is and know what to do.
And I honestly think it's a privilege for me
To have these two balls and stand up when I pee.
I live to watch sports and play all sorts of ball
It's more fun than dealing with women afterall.
I won't cry if you figure out it's not going to work
I won't remain bitter and call you a jerk.
Feel free to use me for immediate pleasure
I won't assume it's permanent by any measure.
Yes I'm glad I'm a man, a man you see
I'm glad I'm not capable of child delivery!
I don't get all bitchy every 28 days
I'm glad that my gender gets me a much bigger raise
I'm a man by chance and I"m thankful it's true
I'm so glad I'm a man and not a woman like you!