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Old June 23rd, 2009, 08:20 PM   #1
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Default Retarded neighbor stole my wife's shoes

The mentally retarded neighbor kid came to our garage sale last weekend and stole two pairs of my wifes shoes. She was selling several pair and she saw him take them but was afraid to say anything to him. I found him in his "fort" behind his house with her shoes and he was trying to put some black heels on when I got there.

I went to take the shoes back and he spazzed out. Holy shit! It was like grabbing onto the Incredible Hulk. The kid is like 17 years old and retard strong. I had to knee him twice in the nuts and leg sweep him to bring him down and even then he tried to choke me to death.

His parents begged me not to arrest him (I wasn't going to any way, I mean seriously, how could you?). They offered to pay for the shoes. I told them $8.00 a pair. The wife was only asking $2.00 per pair.

Last month I found him sitting in my CJ-5 project making motorboat noises with his lips and bouncing around in the seat. The problem with that is he had to go into my LOCKED GARAGE to do it.

Why can't people control their kids? WTF!

Can someone put a tether with GPS tracking device on my retarded neighbor? Or a shock collar that electrocutes him if he comes near my yard?
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Old June 23rd, 2009, 08:23 PM   #2
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The mentally retarded neighbor kid came to our garage sale last weekend and stole two pairs of my wifes shoes. She was selling several pair and she saw him take them but was afraid to say anything to him. I found him in his "fort" behind his house with her shoes and he was trying to put some black heels on when I got there.

I went to take the shoes back and he spazzed out. Holy shit! It was like grabbing onto the Incredible Hulk. The kid is like 17 years old and retard strong. I had to knee him twice in the nuts and leg sweep him to bring him down and even then he tried to choke me to death.

His parents begged me not to arrest him (I wasn't going to any way, I mean seriously, how could you?). They offered to pay for the shoes. I told them $8.00 a pair. The wife was only asking $2.00 per pair.

Last month I found him sitting in my CJ-5 project making motorboat noises with his lips and bouncing around in the seat. The problem with that is he had to go into my LOCKED GARAGE to do it.

Why can't people control their kids? WTF!

Can someone put a tether with GPS tracking device on my retarded neighbor? Or a shock collar that electrocutes him if he comes near my yard?
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Old June 23rd, 2009, 08:25 PM   #3
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Not lies. The kid is a menace to the neighborhood.
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Old June 23rd, 2009, 08:26 PM   #4
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Old June 23rd, 2009, 08:28 PM   #5
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just shoot him!
That would look good in the newspaper.

I'm telling you, his parents are no help whatsoever. The kid needs to be locked up somewhere or something. The shock collar would work or maybe if I could just have him roughed up a bit.
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Old June 23rd, 2009, 08:29 PM   #6
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Not lies. The kid is a menace to the neighborhood.
move away....
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Old June 23rd, 2009, 08:31 PM   #7
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Screw it call the local PD.
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Old June 23rd, 2009, 08:46 PM   #8
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take him out wheeling with ya and he can make the motor boat sounds when you go in the water
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Old June 23rd, 2009, 08:59 PM   #9
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"if" you actually kneeded and leg swept the mentally challenged kid next door your a real dirtbag.

i dont care what the kid did. call the authorities, mabey they will know who can help the parents somehow.

how would you feel if one of your children were developmentally disabled?

think about how his parents feel when they have to try to keep up with him.

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Old June 23rd, 2009, 09:01 PM   #10
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best idea yet
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Old June 23rd, 2009, 09:02 PM   #11
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if you actually kneeded and leg swept the mentally challenged kid next door your a real dirtbag.

i dont care what the kid did. call the authorities, mabey they will know who can help the parents somehow.

how would you feel if one of your children were developmentally disabled?

think about how his parents feel when they have to try to keep up with him.
Hey. Hombre=retarded.
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Old June 23rd, 2009, 09:03 PM   #12
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Old June 23rd, 2009, 09:04 PM   #13
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if you actually kneeded and leg swept the mentally challenged kid next door your a real dirtbag.

i dont care what the kid did. call the authorities, mabey they will know who can help the parents somehow.

how would you feel if one of your children were developmentally disabled?

think about how his parents feel when they have to try to keep up with him.
Ummm. The kid has broken into my garage and now has stolen my wife's shoes. I went to take the shoes from his "fort" and he attacked me. So go fukc yourself. I should have kicked his fucking teeth out and then kicked his parent's asses too.

AND, for the record this kid has terrorized the neighborhood and done all kinds of stuff like this to other people. Repeated calls to protective services with no results. He needs to be in a home or have a shock collar.
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Old June 23rd, 2009, 09:29 PM   #14
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Ummm. The kid has broken into my garage and now has stolen my wife's shoes. I went to take the shoes from his "fort" and he attacked me. So go fukc yourself. I should have kicked his fucking teeth out and then kicked his parent's asses too.

AND, for the record this kid has terrorized the neighborhood and done all kinds of stuff like this to other people. Repeated calls to protective services with no results. He needs to be in a home or have a shock collar.

you deserve everything this poor kid does and then some.

now go huff some more gas, you have not killed enough brain cells yet.
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you deserve everything this poor kid does and then some.

now go huff some more gas, you have not killed enough brain cells yet.
yeah, stupid ass cops
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Old June 23rd, 2009, 09:40 PM   #16
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if pops had given him a good enough ass whoopin when he was little maybe he would have learned. i had a retarded golden lab who used to chase the chickens around, a few good swats to the muzzel and he hasent even looked at a rooster wrong.
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If I had a retarded child the only thing I would feel was the back of its neck while I was smothering it. For fucks sake, we have enough menaces to society roaming around, we dont need any more special cases.
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"if" you actually kneeded and leg swept the mentally challenged kid next door your a real dirtbag.

i dont care what the kid did. call the authorities, mabey they will know who can help the parents somehow.

how would you feel if one of your children were developmentally disabled?

think about how his parents feel when they have to try to keep up with him.
Blah blah blah.

IF one of my kids was retarded and out of control, his retarded ass wouldn't be bothering regular people. Even retards know and understand rules, and have a good understanding of consequences and discipline. Besides, there is no help. The state got out of the institution business awhile ago.

You also need to learn how to spell and use punctuation.
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