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Old June 9th, 2009, 04:30 PM   #1
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Old June 9th, 2009, 04:37 PM   #2
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Old June 9th, 2009, 05:04 PM   #3
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omg, that has been all over the news here allllllllll day
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Old June 9th, 2009, 05:10 PM   #4
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i'm going to run out and buy all the Slim Jims I can before the price skyrockets
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Old June 9th, 2009, 10:34 PM   #5
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any word on macho man?
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While I am a fan of the processed meat-stick, you have to wonder wtf in a sausage factory can explode? If I eat too many Slim Jim's will I explode? Did Macho Man explode, and is that why no one has seen him in years in person? The Slim Jim company is covering up his exploded-by-sausage related death?

Really, tho it's sad to see that people got hurt and killed in this.
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Old June 10th, 2009, 07:25 AM   #7
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My guess is employees were enjoying the "all you can eat" Slim Jim buffet in the break room. One of the employees farted near the water heater and set off a chain reaction that went from the break room(which was fill to capacity with farting employees) and spread to the rest of the plant.
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EXPLODE INTO A SLIM JIM!!!
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While I am a fan of the processed meat-stick, you have to wonder wtf in a sausage factory can explode? If I eat too many Slim Jim's will I explode? Did Macho Man explode, and is that why no one has seen him in years in person? The Slim Jim company is covering up his exploded-by-sausage related death?

Really, tho it's sad to see that people got hurt and killed in this.
wasn't he bone saw in the first spiderman movie? **corrected, I had the name wrong**

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wasn't he buzz saw in the first spiderman movie?
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i re read what I typed and said "who the fawk is buzz saw? it's bone saw"
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