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Old March 24th, 2009, 09:13 AM   #1
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Updated: March 32, 2009

Steelers to loose Super Bowl Trophies

Pittsburgh, PA. The Super Bowl XLIII Champion Pittsburgh Steelers, the only
team to win six titles, will soon be loosing half of those trophies. After a
meeting between NFL Commissioner Rodger Gadel and President Barack Hussain
Obama, Obama decided to redistribute half of their Steeler Super Bowl
victories and trophies to less fortunate teams in the league.

"We live everyday in the country that invented the Super Bowl." said Obama
"We are not about to lose this Great American tradition in the wake of these
difficult times." Obama's plan calls for the Steelers, who are a successful
NFL team, to give half of their Super Bowl trophies to teams that are not
successful or have not been as successful as the Steelers. "The Detroit
Loins are just as much a part of the same fiber of the NFL as the Steelers
and they should, no rather will, be entitled to a Super Bowl Trophy as
well." Obama explains in his plan that he has imposed on Godel and the NFL.

The Pittsburgh Steelers, who by virtue of hard work, excellent team play,
stellar draft choices, responsible investing of free agents, careful hiring
of coaches and excellent community service and commitment to their fans, has
prospered greatly during the past 30 years and have won six Super Bowl
Trophies. But President Barack Hussain Obama's plan calls for the Pittsburgh
Steelers to carry the larger burden of the NFL's less successful teams.
Obama went on to further proclaim, "In these difficult times we are all in
this to work together. We must reclaim the NFL Championship Dream for every
team, for every city and for every fan."

"My plan will not affect 31 of the 32 teams in the league." Obama assures.
That's over 95 percent of the teams in the NFL will not have to worry about
loosing any Super Bowl Trophies. "The worst teams in the NFL and the teams
that can't seem to get a break and win a championship will no longer have to
worry about going without a title." Obama promises. "We are a country and
league of hope. We all need to make a change. It does not matter the color
of the teams uniforms, the personal decisions that the teams make or their
performance but rather if they are a member of this great American league."

The Super Bowl XLIII trophy will be redistributed to the 0-16 Detroit Lions.
Through no fault of their own incompetence, the Lions could not manage a
victory all season and this trophy will help ease the pain of their lack of
performance and give them hope once again. The redistribution of Super Bowl
XL trophy will go directly to the Steeler's division rival the Cincinnati
Bengals. The Bengals who also have fallen on hard times have never won a
Super Bowl. This victory will bring a smile to hundreds of Bengal fans all
over the world as they can now celebrate. Finally, one of the Steeler's two
Super Bowl victories over the Dallas Cowboys will go back to the Cowboys
since the league needs to provide hope in the face of difficulty and provide
hope in the face of uncertainty. This is a heavy burden for the Steelers but
together we can all prosper.

All hope is not lost for Pittsburgh fans, Barack Hussain Obama has another
plan in place. Obama has meet with MLB and commissioner Bud Selig on a
similar plan. The New York Yankees will redistribute two of their world
series trophies to the Pittsburgh Pirates as a supplement to their loosing
16 straight seasons and counting. This plan will help stimulate the Pirates
and enable them to regain the American Dream. Barack Hussain Obama will be
meeting with the NHL and Michael Phelps in the upcoming weeks as this issue
is high on his agenda for "Hope and Change."

Steelers must now share their wealth and fruits of their success and hard
work.

Obama provides hope to NFL teams.
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I hope that he also plans to take away some of the titles from the damn yankees. He could get Selig to send the Expos back to Montreal. Wait then we'd be sending stuff to the canadians, screw the canadians. I guess that the champoinships could be sent to the Cubs and the Mariners since they always suck in the playoffs.

How would Obama dole out the Stanley Cups? Montreal has the most wins, but I don't see them giving up any. I guess that he'd have to take a few more away from the Wings since there are too many crappy teams out west and down south that will never win a cup.
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I hope that he also plans to take away some of the titles from the damn yankees. He could get Selig to send the Expos back to Montreal. Wait then we'd be sending stuff to the canadians, screw the canadians. I guess that the champoinships could be sent to the Cubs and the Mariners since they always suck in the playoffs.

How would Obama dole out the Stanley Cups? Montreal has the most wins, but I don't see them giving up any. I guess that he'd have to take a few more away from the Wings since there are too many crappy teams out west and down south that will never win a cup.
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"The Detroit Loins are just as much a part of the same fiber of the NFL as the Steelers and they should, no rather will, be entitled to a Super Bowl Trophy as well."

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