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Old March 11th, 2009, 08:26 PM   #1
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One used Simmons "Monster" couch. It's big and green.

I bought it new in 2001. non-smoking household, have a dog- but don't let it on the furniture, kids or adults have never evacuated any bodily fluids on the couch, no "mystery" stains. It's faded, worn, has frayed piping, and subtle hint of evil. It's not a convertible sofa.

This couch is very difficult to get out of once you sit down. This is perfect for the gamer, pothead, or other unmotivated subculture stereotype who can spend countless hours rooted in their dwelling. It doesn't have the fat man crater on one end. The entire couch is a crater- but a comfortable crater. Not the busted spring up the poopchute kind of crater. It'll comfortably fit five skinny potheads for endless enjoyment of getting baked and playing WoW.

The price? A large bag of chili-cheese Fritos and an Arizona brand Sweet Tea. Will consider other snacks and beverages- Doritos, various flavors of Better Maid chips, Arizona Green Tea, Arizona Energy, Arizona Arnold Palmer, Faygo Rock & Rye, or Faygo Creme Soda. Will consider other selections, just ask. Snacks and beverages must be unopened.



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Old March 11th, 2009, 08:33 PM   #2
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will you deliver for two teas and two bags of chili-cheese fritos??? lmao!!!!!
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I will deliver for $16.42/hr driven and I get to select the route.
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FWIW, I'm 6'6" and can comfortably stretch out on the couch. It's an adequate bed substitute during domestic disturbances- arguements, sickenss, White Castle farts, etc.
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I want it for my house but have no place store it until I am able to move in.
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Will you take two bits and A.js mom?
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Will you take two bits and A.js mom?
that second part of the bargain sounds like a negative in the deal

i'd trade you some doritos and ramen noodles if you weren't so far away...

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Will you take two bits and A.js mom?
Honestly, what's the difference?
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If you can deliver it to trenton. I will give you a case of pop your choice what brand and a jumbo bag of cool ranch doritos
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Big green couch has found a new home.
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