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Old March 15th, 2009, 12:08 PM   #61
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he has a tender danish vagina. he sends the cutest messages to me when i irritate it.
That's funny.

At this point, I'm more apt to believe emails that were sent mostly for humor than what comes out of B.O.'s mouth.
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Old March 15th, 2009, 12:10 PM   #62
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Wat? Pete was just pointing out how nothing you have posted has any cognitive thinking in it, and you are simply a right wing talking points pin head. Fairly obvious observation for most, but some might miss it.
Yeah, I must be a pinhead if I don't like the lefty agenda. Calm down, have a smoke.
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Yeah, I must be a pinhead if I don't like the lefty agenda. Calm down, have a smoke.
I hate agendas from both sides, and I am not going to spread stupidity from either of them. But to all their own.
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Old March 15th, 2009, 12:20 PM   #64
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I hate agendas from both sides, and I am not going to spread stupidity from either of them. But to all their own.
You already did. If you post your opinion, you've spread the stupidity from your side. Then then again, your side isn't stupid, so that doesn't apply to you.
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You already did. If you post your opinion, you've spread the stupidity from your side. Then then again, your side isn't stupid, so that doesn't apply to you.

No, I may be stupid. But I have no sides. Especially political sides.
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No, I may be stupid. But I have no sides. Especially political sides.
That's cool. Just have fun with it then. I try not to get pissed anymore (being that I'm a right wing nutjob) I enjoy making fun of the big O and sharing some of the emails I get from my fellow nutjobs. I even laughed at some of the Bush mockery. If you take it too seriously, your head will explode.
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Got this in an e-mail today............................

Letter from the Boss,

As the CEO of this business that employs 140 people, I have accepted the fact
that Barack Obama is our new President, and that our taxes and government
fees will now increase in a BIG way.

To compensate for this additional overhead, I figure that the clients will have
to see an increase in our fees of about 8% but since we cannot raise those
prices right now due to the dismal state of our economy, we will have to lay
off several of our employees instead. This unfortunate economic reality has
really been eating at me for a while, as we believe we are family here and I
didn't know how to choose who will have to go.

After giving it considerable thought, this is what I did: I strolled thru our
parking lot and found 11 Obama bumper stickers on our employees' cars and
have decided these folks will be the first to be laid off. I can't think of a more
fair way to approach this problem. They wanted change; I gave it to them.

If you have a better idea, let me know.

Sincerely,

The Boss


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Old March 15th, 2009, 01:16 PM   #68
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Got this in an e-mail today............................

Letter from the Boss,

As the CEO of this business that employs 140 people, I have accepted the fact
that Barack Obama is our new President, and that our taxes and government
fees will now increase in a BIG way.

To compensate for this additional overhead, I figure that the clients will have
to see an increase in our fees of about 8% but since we cannot raise those
prices right now due to the dismal state of our economy, we will have to lay
off several of our employees instead. This unfortunate economic reality has
really been eating at me for a while, as we believe we are family here and I
didn't know how to choose who will have to go.

After giving it considerable thought, this is what I did: I strolled thru our
parking lot and found 11 Obama bumper stickers on our employees' cars and
have decided these folks will be the first to be laid off. I can't think of a more
fair way to approach this problem. They wanted change; I gave it to them.

If you have a better idea, let me know.

Sincerely,

The Boss


I love that one!!!
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Old March 15th, 2009, 01:16 PM   #69
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Got this in an e-mail today............................

Letter from the Boss,

As the CEO of this business that employs 140 people, I have accepted the fact
that Barack Obama is our new President, and that our taxes and government
fees will now increase in a BIG way.

To compensate for this additional overhead, I figure that the clients will have
to see an increase in our fees of about 8% but since we cannot raise those
prices right now due to the dismal state of our economy, we will have to lay
off several of our employees instead. This unfortunate economic reality has
really been eating at me for a while, as we believe we are family here and I
didn't know how to choose who will have to go.

After giving it considerable thought, this is what I did: I strolled thru our
parking lot and found 11 Obama bumper stickers on our employees' cars and
have decided these folks will be the first to be laid off. I can't think of a more
fair way to approach this problem. They wanted change; I gave it to them.

If you have a better idea, let me know.

Sincerely,

The Boss


I love it
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That's cool. Just have fun with it then. I try not to get pissed anymore (being that I'm a right wing nutjob) I enjoy making fun of the big O and sharing some of the emails I get from my fellow nutjobs. I even laughed at some of the Bush mockery. If you take it too seriously, your head will explode.
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Got this in an e-mail today............................

Letter from the Boss,

As the CEO of this business that employs 140 people, I have accepted the fact
that Barack Obama is our new President, and that our taxes and government
fees will now increase in a BIG way.

To compensate for this additional overhead, I figure that the clients will have
to see an increase in our fees of about 8% but since we cannot raise those
prices right now due to the dismal state of our economy, we will have to lay
off several of our employees instead. This unfortunate economic reality has
really been eating at me for a while, as we believe we are family here and I
didn't know how to choose who will have to go.

After giving it considerable thought, this is what I did: I strolled thru our
parking lot and found 11 Obama bumper stickers on our employees' cars and
have decided these folks will be the first to be laid off. I can't think of a more
fair way to approach this problem. They wanted change; I gave it to them.

If you have a better idea, let me know.

Sincerely,

The Boss


Which is a real good reason not to support any politicians.
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Got this in an e-mail today............................

Letter from the Boss,

As the CEO of this business that employs 140 people, I have accepted the fact
that Barack Obama is our new President, and that our taxes and government
fees will now increase in a BIG way.

To compensate for this additional overhead, I figure that the clients will have
to see an increase in our fees of about 8% but since we cannot raise those
prices right now due to the dismal state of our economy, we will have to lay
off several of our employees instead. This unfortunate economic reality has
really been eating at me for a while, as we believe we are family here and I
didn't know how to choose who will have to go.

After giving it considerable thought, this is what I did: I strolled thru our
parking lot and found 11 Obama bumper stickers on our employees' cars and
have decided these folks will be the first to be laid off. I can't think of a more
fair way to approach this problem. They wanted change; I gave it to them.

If you have a better idea, let me know.

Sincerely,

The Boss


LMAO!!!
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Dear President Obama, Thank you for helping my neighbors with their mortgage payments. You know, the ones who live down the street who in the good times refinanced their house several times and bought SUV's, ATV's, RV's, a pool, three HDTV's, an X-Box, two Wave Runners, new flooring for their home, an enlarged patio, and a Harley. Also, I was wondering, since I am paying my mortgage and theirs, could you arrange for me to borrow the Harley now and then?
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> P.S. They also need help with their credit cards, when do you want me to start making those payments?
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> P.P.S. I almost forgot - they didn't file their income tax return this year. Should I go ahead and file for them or will you be appointing them to cabinet posts?
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A beautiful fairy appeared one day to a destitute refugee claimant outside a Maryland immigration office.

" Good man,' the fairy said, 'I've been sent here by President Obama and told to grant you three wishes, since you just arrived in the United States with your wife and three children..'

The man told the fairy. 'Well, where I come from we don't have good teeth, so I want new teeth, maybe a lot of gold in them.'

The fairy looked at the man's almost toothless grin and -- PING ! He had a brand new shining set of gold teeth in his mouth! 'What else?' asked the fairy, 'two more to go.'

The refugee claimant now got bolder. I need a big house with a three car garage in Annapolis on the water with eight bedrooms for my
family and the rest of my relatives who still live in my country. I want to bring them all over here... PING ! - In the distance there could be seen a beautiful mansion with a three car garage, a long driveway, a walkout patio with a BBQ in an upscale neighborhood overlooking the bay.

One more wish', said the fairy, waving her wand. 'Yes, one more wish.

I want to be like an American with American clothes instead of these torn cloths, and a baseball cap instead of this turban. And I want to have white skin like Americans.

PING ! - The man was transformed, wearing worn out jeans, a Baltimore Orioles T-shirt and a baseball cap. He had his bad teeth back and the beautiful mansion disappeared from the horizon.

'What happened to my new teeth?' He wailed. 'Where is my new house?'

The fairy said 'Tough shit, Mac, Now that you are a White American, you have to fend for yourself..'

Then, she disappeared.
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joe all those post are funny. But really the sad part is that what has happened in the last month is a embarrassment to every american. F*ck it give the rest of my check to AIG. Im sure they need it!
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joe all those post are funny. But really the sad part is that what has happened in the last month is a embarrassment to every american. F*ck it give the rest of my check to AIG. Im sure they need it!

Really? Do you know why those AIG guys were getting bonuses? Probably not. The news doesn't like to mention that very much. They were getting bonuses because they were all scheduled for lay-offs or termination. Now, if your boss told you your job would be gone in 6 months, why would you give a damn about the place until your lay-off? What would stop you from finding another job and leaving the company while they still needed you? I'll tell you what......Your retention bonus.

Really we shouldn't bail-out any company. In America you have the freedom to succeed and you also have the freedom to fail. At least you used to. Anyway, if you bail out a company, I idea is to keep them in business right? So how is it that all of a sudden the government and all the non-business owning loudmouths know how to run AIG better than the company's executives?

Also, the best part of this whole thing is that BO act like this is such a big surprise to him. He ok'd these bonuses by signing the bill. Maybe he should read the next one first!
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you also realize that a majority of the one hundred and some billion left the country? I understand the contracts and the "bonuses". They aren't any different than a guaranteed contract in pro sports. This was all approved months ago and now they are playing stupid. They got caught again. This government will have a new cast in a year or be in complete shambles.

I would let a group of ten kids ages 15 to 25 plan the next 6 months for our country than the jokers that are doing it now.
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"retention bonus" noun. new american definition for i screwed sh*t up so badly that you no longer need my services. But I will stay in a multi million dollar estate outside of your country and only require a million dollar a month consulting fee to help to fix my F@ck up.
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you also realize that a majority of the one hundred and some billion left the country? I understand the contracts and the "bonuses". They aren't any different than a guaranteed contract in pro sports. This was all approved months ago and now they are playing stupid. They got caught again. This government will have a new cast in a year or be in complete shambles.

I would let a group of ten kids ages 15 to 25 plan the next 6 months for our country than the jokers that are doing it now.
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> 1. Lincoln placed his hand on the Bible for his inauguration. Obama used
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> same Bible.
> 2. Lincoln came from Illinois. Obama comes from Illinois.
> 3. Lincoln served in the Illinois Legislature. Obama served in the
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> 4. Lincoln had very little experience before becoming President. Obama had
> very little experience before becoming President.
> 5. Lincoln rode the train from Philadelphia to Washington for his
> inauguration. Obama rode the train from Philadelphia to Washington for his
> inauguration.
> 6. Lincoln was a skinny lawyer. Obama is a skinny lawyer.
> 7. Lincoln was a Republican. Obama is a skinny lawyer.
> 8. Lincoln was highly respected. Obama is a skinny lawyer.
> 9. Lincoln was born in the United States. Obama is a skinny lawyer.
> 10. Lincoln was honest, so honest he was called Honest Abe. Obama is a
> skinny lawyer.
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Lincoln got shot in the head by the free Masons...
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