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Old November 25th, 2008, 02:29 PM   #161
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What is the best part about fucking a 6 year old? Their tiny hands make your dick look huge.
OK. . . these have got to stop. You are some sick bastards for saying that shit about a kid. You are only feeding the mind of the sick son of a bitch child molesters or . . . are you one?
They don't even get a half smile from me. Just stupid and sick! It's got to stop!
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Old November 25th, 2008, 02:34 PM   #162
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theres a pedophile waiting outside of a school and when a little boy walks by the man says "little boy i will give u a piece of candy if you come in my car" the little boy sais "hell, i'll come in your face for the whole bag"
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Old November 25th, 2008, 02:37 PM   #163
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theres a pedophile waiting outside of a school and when a little boy walks by the man says "little boy i will give u a piece of candy if you come in my car" the little boy sais "hell, i'll come in your face for the whole bag"




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Old November 25th, 2008, 02:41 PM   #164
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what do you call the white stuff in womens underwear?


clitty litter


why does dr.pepper come in a bottle?



his wife died


how can u tell if a polish girl isnt wearing any underwear?


by the dandruff on her shoes



how do u get a polish girl pregenant?


cum in her shoe and let the flies do the rest


how can u tell a polish man designed the lower half of the female anatomy?

who else would put the shit hole so close to the snack bar


what do you call a black test tube baby?


janitor in a drum
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Old November 25th, 2008, 03:03 PM   #165
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Look all the time and money that went into this past election, and what is the outcome?











Another black family living in government housing.
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Old November 25th, 2008, 04:11 PM   #166
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Whats The Differents Between A Pussy And A Cunt A Pussys Soft Wet And Warm And A Cunts What Owns It
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Old November 25th, 2008, 04:28 PM   #167
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How does a black woman know if shes pregnant?




















When she pulls out her tampon and all the cotton has been picked off.

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Old November 25th, 2008, 06:39 PM   #168
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Two bananas are sittin on a riverbank and a turd goes floating by in the water and says "Hey, bananas c'mon in, the waters great!" one banana looks at the other and says

"You beleive that shit?"
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Old November 25th, 2008, 07:03 PM   #169
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A koala was
sitting in a gum tree...... smoking a joint



when a little
lizard walked past, looked up and said,

"Hey
Koala! What are you doing?"



The koala
said, "Smoking a joint, come up and have some."

So the little
lizard climbed up and sat next to the koala

where they
enjoyed a few joints.

After a while
the little lizard said that his mouth was "dry"

and that he
was going to get a drink from the river.

The little
lizard was so stoned that he leaned too far

over and fell
into the river.

A crocodile
saw this and swam over to the little lizard and

helped him to
the side. Then he asked the little lizard,

"What's
the matter with you?"

The little
lizard explained to the crocodile that he

was sitting
smoking a joint with the koala in the tree,

got too stoned
and then fell into the river while taking a drink.

The crocodile
said that he had to check this out and walked

into the rain
forest, found the tree where the koala was

sitting
finishing a joint. The crocodile looked up and said,

"
Hey you!"



So the koala
looked down at him and said,




"Shiiiiiiiiiiit dude.....


How much water did you drink?!!"
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Old November 25th, 2008, 11:37 PM   #170
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what do you call a barn full of "african americans"?

antique farm equipment.
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Old November 26th, 2008, 01:24 AM   #171
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ya the little kids jokes are not funny at all, I would assume you don't have children of your own
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Old November 26th, 2008, 09:25 AM   #172
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OK. . . these have got to stop. You are some sick bastards for saying that shit about a kid. You are only feeding the mind of the sick son of a bitch child molesters or . . . are you one?
They don't even get a half smile from me. Just stupid and sick! It's got to stop!

It's not that I'm offended or that these kind of jokes hurt my feelings, it's just that if someone thinks this type of crap is funny, they need mental help. Joking about child abuse is not dark humor. It's border line criminal. I don't expect these guys to stop, but neither would I expect a convicted sex offender to stop being a sicko. So keep it up guys, but if I ever see one of you at an event and you even look at one of my kids....they'll be picking you out of my BFGs.
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Old November 26th, 2008, 09:38 AM   #173
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It's not that I'm offended or that these kind of jokes hurt my feelings, it's just that if someone thinks this type of crap is funny, they need mental help. Joking about child abuse is not dark humor. It's border line criminal. I don't expect these guys to stop, but neither would I expect a convicted sex offender to stop being a sicko. So keep it up guys, but if I ever see one of you at an event and you even look at one of my kids....they'll be picking you out of my BFGs.
I agree. although. i dont have BFG's :-( still, its rude, and quit nasty, whats the first impression those jokes give off to a newb? that this forum is filled with pedos.
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Old November 26th, 2008, 09:40 AM   #174
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what do you call a black man that flys a plane???
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A Pilot!! you fucking racist!!
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Old November 26th, 2008, 09:50 AM   #175
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:b lah:


A young man accidently knocks up his girlfriend, and decides to do the right thing. He keeps stuffing every craving she has down her throat, tells her she's pretty when her face swells up like a watermelon, etc. etc. He goes to the "parenting" classes, and every doctor appointment. When the big day comes, he obediently packs the travel bag, and drives her safely to the hospital. Holding her hand through the whole messy ordeal, he's the picture of maturity. The little fuck-trophy finally pops out, the doctor foolishly hands this man a scalpel, and now there's a gleam in his eye. He turns, stabs violently three times, looks at everybody staring in horror, and says "well i'm not certified for this kind of shit, you handed me the scalpel, what? was that too hard?"

I don't even find this funny, but if you people want something to really complain about, you'll get it. freedom of speech bitches!
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A man goes to the circus for the first time and he takes his seat, the elephants do theyre thing then the lion tamers etc.. then the clowns come out, one of the clowns takes the Mic. and says " would the person in seat 12 row 8 please stand up" the guy is super excited thinking" wow, my first time i go to the circus and i get called on by the clowns" so he stands up and the clown says " holy shit if thats the horses ass i'd hate to see its face!!" and everyone laughs but the man is pissed and storms out, the next day he's surfing the web and comes across an add for a university of snappy comebacks, so he signs up and takes his courses and gets his bachelors degree and thinks " not enough man this clown was really good " so he gets his masters, then his doctrine in snappy comebacks, finally he goes back to the circus and takes the very same seat he had last time, the elephants come out then the lion tamers etc.... then the clowns come out and the same clown from before takes the mic, and says "would the person in seat 12 row 8 please stand up" the guys thinking " i got my doctrine in snappy comebacks now, this clowns going down" the clown says " holy shit, if thats the horses ass, i'd hate to see its face" and everyone laughs...
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So the guy says
" Oh Yeah? Well...............................FUCK YOU CLOWN!!!!!"

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I agree. although. i dont have BFG's :-( still, its rude, and quit nasty, whats the first impression those jokes give off to a newb? that this forum is filled with pedos.
What about all the racist jokes. No one seems to have an issue with those, and honestly think they are more offending than kid jokes. It's been said before but I will say it anyway. This is a JOKE thread! It never said anywhere what kinds of jokes or what couldn't be joked about. I have been reading this thread since yesterday and have enjoyed most of the jokes but it seems as though all the clean boring jokes have been primarily told by all the ones bitching about the kid jokes. If you have such an issue with the jokes then don't read them. Maybe all the people posting kid jokes should highlight the word KIDS before the joke so they can chose to read it or skip it.
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Old November 26th, 2008, 09:59 AM   #178
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What about all the racist jokes. No one seems to have an issue with those, and honestly think they are more offending than kid jokes. It's been said before but I will say it anyway. This is a JOKE thread! It never said anywhere what kinds of jokes or what couldn't be joked about. I have been reading this thread since yesterday and have enjoyed most of the jokes but it seems as though all the clean boring jokes have been primarily told by all the ones bitching about the kid jokes. If you have such an issue with the jokes then don't read them. Maybe all the people posting kid jokes should highlight the word KIDS before the joke so they can chose to read it or skip it.

lol dont get me wrong.. their funny as hell.. just.. wrong.. i still laugh tho.
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Old November 26th, 2008, 10:03 AM   #179
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KIDS
How do you get 50 babies into a barrel?



Wood chipper.

How do you get them out?

Nacho chips.
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Old November 26th, 2008, 10:05 AM   #180
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Stupid!
Do you know what site you are on?
I laughed at this...and yes I have a Jeep
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