|November 20th, 2008, 06:57 PM||#65|
Join Date: 08-24-08
Location: Morrice, Mi
I'd just pull the lever to dump either...I dont care much for manual labor...
(that joke isnt suposed to be a DUMP truck)
|November 20th, 2008, 08:37 PM||#70|
Join Date: 03-23-07
Location: Westland, Michigan
what do you call 2 black kids in a sleeping bag?.............twix
I may have posted this before but it is one of my all time favorites.
this gay guy goes into a bar for a few drinks and to find a guy.
after a few drinks he looks around and sees there isn't much happening
so he head out the back door the goes to the alley behind the bar.
when he gets in the alley he sees a drunk passed out wino.
he looks around and doesn't see anyone around so he bends the wino over
and fucks his ass.
after he feels bad and says "i'm gonna do something nice for this guy" and puts a $10 bill in the winos pocket and leaves.
the next morning the wino wakes up and finds the money. the wino goes to the corner liquor store and tells they clerk "give me 10 bottles of that $1 wine". he takes the wine goes back to the alley drinks the wine and passes out.
that night the gay guy goes to the bar, has a quick drink and heads right out the back door and sees the wino passed out. the fag bends him over and fucks his ass again.
after he is done he feels twice as bad as the previous night so he says "i really need to do something nice for this guy" and puts a $20 bill in the winos pocket.
in the morning the wino wakes up and finds the $20 bill and is all excited. he goes to the corner liquor store and tells the clerk to give him 20 bottles of the $1 wine. the wino takes the wine, goes back to the alley, drinks it and immediately passes out.
that night the gay guy's gay friend calls and asks if he knows anywhere to get some queer ass? the gay guy says "not really but I know of this wino in an alley who is pretty good if you want to go?" his friend agrees.
the two fags skip the bar altogether and go straight to the alley and find the wino passed out. they bend the wino over and both fukc his ass. afterwords they both feel terrible about what they have done and the gay guy says "let's do something really great for this guy" and they put $50 in the winos pocket.
the next morning the wino wakes up and finds the $50 in his pocket. he heads down to the corner liquor store and tells the clerk "give me that $50 bottle of wine"
the clerk confused says "wait a minute, you have been coming in here all week buying the cheap $1 wine?"
the wino replies "yeah, but man that shit is tearing my ass apart!"
|November 21st, 2008, 12:24 AM||#72|
Kitten I'm gonna eat you!
One of my Co-workers when we were going skeet shooting:
Co-worker: "See that black cow out there."
Co-worker: "See that white cow out there."
Co-worker: "See that brown cow out there, do you know what it's called?"
Co-worker: "Its a MOOOlato."
|November 21st, 2008, 01:56 AM||#73|
I'm that guy.
Join Date: 05-11-08
Location: MUSKEGON, MI. 49442
whats the best thing about having sex with a 12 year old in the shower?
when you slick her hair back she looks 9.
a guy is laying in bed waiting for his wife and when she gets out of the bathroom she asks him do you think i need to get bigger boobs? and he says sure, just whipe some toilet paper between them. it works on your ass.
You ain't got no problem, Jules. I'm on the motherfucker.
Last edited by creeping death; November 21st, 2008 at 02:01 AM.
|November 21st, 2008, 03:43 AM||#74|
Join Date: 10-26-08
Location: Comstock Park/Michigan
|November 21st, 2008, 12:45 PM||#79|
Join Date: 03-28-08
Location: Holland Mi
Why dont mexicans cook on the grill?
Because the beans fall right through.
What do you get when you push a 9 year old down the stairs?
I dont know about you but I get a pretty big hard on.
Why do italians wear gold chains?
To know where to stop shaving.
Whats sad about 4 black guys going off a cliff in a cadillac?
the 5th seat was empty.
Whats white and 12 inches long?
not a damn thing.
|November 21st, 2008, 03:49 PM||#80|
Join Date: 01-18-07
Location: Sterling Heights Mi
> Fellow Business Executives:
> As the CFO of this business that employees 140 people, I have resigned
> myself to the fact that Barrack Obama will be our next President, and
> that our taxes and government fees will increase in a BIG way.
> To compensate for these increases, I figure that the Clients will have
> to see an increase in our fees to them of about 8%. But since we cannot
> increase our fees right now due to the dismal state of our economy, we
> will have to lay off six of our employees instead. This has really been
> eating at me for a while, as we believe we are family here and I didn't
> know how to choose who will have to go.
> So, this is what I did. I strolled through our parking lot and found 6
> Obama bumper stickers on our employees' cars and have decided these
> folks will be the first to be laid off. I can't think of a more fair
> way to approach this problem. These folks wanted change; I gave it to
> If you have a better idea, let me know.