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Old June 6th, 2012, 03:19 PM   #721
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Amputee porn: I dunno, it's just missing something.
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Old July 3rd, 2012, 11:33 AM   #722
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At an Irish wedding reception someone yelled:

"Would all the married men please go stand by the one person who has made your life worth living"

The bartender was almost crushed to death!
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Old July 25th, 2012, 06:29 PM   #723
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Ya hear they moved the Joe Paterno statue?????
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Yup, they put it by the library to remind everyone to keep quiet!!!!!!

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Old July 25th, 2012, 06:30 PM   #724
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Old July 25th, 2012, 06:35 PM   #725
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Old July 26th, 2012, 11:35 PM   #726
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How do you get a cat to go 'woof'


Soak it in gasoline, then put a match to it .
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Old August 17th, 2012, 10:07 PM   #727
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A woman was distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any sex in quite some time. She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of the well known Chinese sex therapist, Dr. Chang.

Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, OK, take off all your crose. The woman did as she was told.

Now, get down and craw reery, reery fass to odderside of room. Again, the woman did as she was instructed.

Dr. Chang then said, OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me. As she did, Dr. Chang shook his head slowly.

Your probrem velly bad. You haf Ed Zachary Disease. Worse case I ever see! Dat why you not haf sex or dates.

The woman asked anxiously, Oh my God, Dr. Chang, what is Ed Zachary Disease ?

Dr. Chang sighed deeply and replied: Ed Zachary Disease is when your face rook Ed Zachary rike your arse.
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Old August 24th, 2012, 11:57 AM   #728
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A priest was invited to attend a house party.
Naturally, he was properly dressed and wearing his Priest's Collar.

A little boy kept staring at him the entire evening.

Finally, the priest asked the little boy what he was staring at.
The little boy pointed to the priest's neck.

When the priest finally realized what the boy was pointing at,
he asked the boy, "Do you know why I am wearing that?"

The boy nodded his head yes, and replied,

"It kills fleas and ticks for up to three months."
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Not every flower can say love, but a rose can.
Not every plant survives thirst, but a cactus can.
Not every retard can read, but look at YOU go!
Today you should take a moment and send an encouraging
message to a fucked up friend just as I have done.
I don't care if you lick windows or fukc farm animals.
You hang in there cupcake you're fucking special to me.
You're my friend, look at you smiling at your phone!!
You crayon eating bastard you!! :)
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Old November 28th, 2012, 07:12 PM   #730
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why did the condom fly around the room


because it got pissed off
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Old June 10th, 2013, 06:21 PM   #731
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In 1272, the Arabic Muslims invented the condom, using a goat's lower intestine.


In 1873, the British refined the idea by taking the intestine out of the goat first.
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My 1st time having sex. I suddenly stopped and didn't move.
She: "What are you doing?"
Me: "I've seen this on YouPorn, it's called Buffering.
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Old June 10th, 2013, 10:31 PM   #733
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Ya think a home less person gets a knock knock joke?
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The nice thing about dating a homeless chick is, you can drop her off anywhere at the end of the date.
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Old August 10th, 2014, 02:27 PM   #739
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The nice thing about dating a homeless chick is, you can drop her off anywhere at the end of the date.

That's awesome!
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