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Old November 20th, 2008, 03:39 PM   #41
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A black boy in the 5th grade comes how from school and says to his mom..

Today in school we all pulled out are dicks. Mom was mine the biggest because I'm black?

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No nigga thats cause you supposed to be in the 8th grade.
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Old November 20th, 2008, 03:41 PM   #42
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A white dude walks into a bar, where there's a black bartender, sits down, and says "hey ni**er! get me a beer!" The black bartender hands him his beer and says "we don't condone that kind of language here" The man finishes the beer, and soon yells out "hey ni**er! get me another beer!" The bartender, now angry, slams down the beer and says "i'm serious! you have to stop saying that!" The man finishes his beer, the bartender looks at him and says "i've got an idea, you stand behind the bar for a minute and serve me, and we'll see how you like it." The white dude says "ok why not." the black bartender sits down at the bar and yells out "hey you redneck honky! get me a beer!" the white dude, now standing behind the bar, says "sorry, we don't serve ni**ers here."
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Old November 20th, 2008, 03:42 PM   #43
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have you ever wondered if your mom kissed you goodnight after giving your dad a blowjob?

















you are now
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Old November 20th, 2008, 03:47 PM   #44
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what's the difference between a brand new corvette and a pile of dead babies?



























a brand new corvette doesn't make my dick hard
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Old November 20th, 2008, 03:54 PM   #45
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Wow, that was rough
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Old November 20th, 2008, 04:25 PM   #46
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A very drunk dude is hanging out at the bar. After awhile the dude accidently barfs on his own shirt. The dude is all stessed out and is telling the bar tender that his wife is going to kill him when he gets home because of the barf on his shirt. The bartender suggests to the drunk dude that he hand his wife 10 bucks when he gets home and tell her that somebody accidently barfed on his shirt and gave him 10 bucks to have it dry cleaned.

Later that night (really) drunk dude shows up at home in the wee hours to his pissed off and waiting wife. The wife immediatly notices the barf all over the drunk dude's shirt and demands an explination. The drunk dude tell the wife to calm down and sticks his hand out with money in it. He tells his wife the story about how some other drunk guy accidently barfed on his shirt and how this guy felt bad and gave him ten bucks to have his shirt cleaned. The wife looks at the drunk dude's outstreached hand and says "Honey, there are two 10 dollar bills in your hand".

At this point the drunk dude says "Oh ya, the same guy shit my pants later in the evening".
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Old November 20th, 2008, 04:35 PM   #47
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Imagine an old one room school house. The first day the teacher walks in and finds a big red apple on her desk. She asks who brought it and a little girl raises her hand and says "I did, because your the greatest teacher". The teacher thanks the girl.

The next day the teacher comes in and finds a large pear on her desk. She asks who brought it and a little boy raises his hand and says "I did, because you helped me with my math". The teacher thanks the boy.

The next day the teacher comes in to find a watermelon on her desk with the letters "FUCK" written on it. When asking who brought it in and what it means a small black boy in the back of the class raises his hand and says "From Us Colored Kids".
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Old November 20th, 2008, 04:43 PM   #48
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Why did the chicken cross the road?

















To show the possum it could be done
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Old November 20th, 2008, 04:59 PM   #49
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What's the difference between Jam and Jelly?










I can't Jelly my dick in a 4 year old's mouth.
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Old November 20th, 2008, 05:04 PM   #50
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how do you make a 9 year old girl cry twice?











wipe your bloody dick on her teddy bear
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Old November 20th, 2008, 05:04 PM   #51
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What's the difference between Jam and Jelly?










I can't Jelly my dick in a 4 year old's mouth.
thats just terrible
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Old November 20th, 2008, 05:05 PM   #52
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What's the difference between Jam and Jelly?










I can't Jelly my dick in a 4 year old's mouth.
What the fukc 's wrong with you? That's not even close to humorous!
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Old November 20th, 2008, 05:07 PM   #53
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What's easier to unload, a truck full of bowling balls, or a truck full of dead babies?













the truck full of dead babies of course, you can't use a pitchfork on bowling balls

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Old November 20th, 2008, 05:07 PM   #54
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What do you get when you cross a mexican and a octopus?












An 8 row pickle picker that runs on beans.
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Old November 20th, 2008, 05:12 PM   #55
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a black kid was helping his mom make cookies when she accidently spilled the flour all over him. so the kid runs in to the living room where his dad was sitting and says "look dad im white!" the dad slaps the shit out of him so he runs onto the porch where his grandma was sitting and says "look grandma im white!" she slaps the shit out of him and he runs back to his mom and says "ive only been white for 5 minutes and i already hate you n@#$ers!"
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Why dont mexicans play basketball?






Theres no fence to jump @ 1/2 court
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Old November 20th, 2008, 05:16 PM   #57
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What does a fat chick and a pallet of shingles have in common??





Both have a 95% chance of being nailed by a mexican
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Old November 20th, 2008, 05:18 PM   #58
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How can you break a blonde's nose without even touching her??





show her a D*ck under a glass table
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A man is dying of cancer and his son asks "dad y do you keep telling everyone your dying from aids??"

So when i die no one F*cks ur mom
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A blonde is sitting in a row boat in the middle of a field rowing her ass off when another blonde pulls up in a big 4x4. The blonde in the 4x4 says to the one in the row boat ...


its blondes like you that give blondes like me a bad name , and if i could swim i'd come out there and kick your ass!
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