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Old November 20th, 2008, 01:54 PM   #21
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the funny thing is, i am black, but i love all the jokes
Un possible. Sol and myself are the only two true negros here.
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Old November 20th, 2008, 01:56 PM   #22
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no a am definatly 97% black. My two eyes and teeth are white
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Old November 20th, 2008, 01:58 PM   #23
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I bought a jeep.



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Stupid!
Do you know what site you are on?
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Old November 20th, 2008, 02:01 PM   #24
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womans rights
































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Old November 20th, 2008, 02:01 PM   #25
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why should you never tell a joke while ice fishing?


the ice might crack up.
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Old November 20th, 2008, 02:07 PM   #26
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why should you never tell a joke while ice fishing?


the ice might crack up.
Like that one & GO BLUE!
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Old November 20th, 2008, 02:08 PM   #27
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how do you get a NY Giant to stop masturbating, paint there di** brown and orange and they will never beat it again!
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Old November 20th, 2008, 02:08 PM   #28
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A guy walks in to a bar, orders a shot of vodka to celebrate his first blow job.
The bartender says since this is your first blow job, you can have a few on me.
The guy says "No thanks! if the first one doesnt get the taste outta my mouth, nothing will!"
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Old November 20th, 2008, 02:10 PM   #29
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So there is a pirate in a bar with a steering wheel in his pants

the bartender asks "why do you have a steering wheel in your pants"

he says "Arrr! there drivin me nuts"
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Old November 20th, 2008, 02:15 PM   #30
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So a guy has a son that was only born with a head, no torso, no arms, no nothin. So the guy takes his son out for his 21st birthday, and buys him the most expensive shot. His son drinks it, his neck pops out. He says "GIVE ME ANOTHER ONE!!!". He gets another shot, his torso pops out. "GIVE ME ANOTHER AND KEEP EM COMING!!" Eventually after many shots, he has a full body. He got so excited that he ran out into the street jumping and screaming. A truck hit em and he died. The bartender looks at the dad and says" He should of stopped while he was aHead"
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Old November 20th, 2008, 02:17 PM   #31
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1)What do the Gynecologist and the pizza delivery man have in common?

They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it.


2)What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?
Spitting, swallowing and gargling


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Old November 20th, 2008, 02:33 PM   #32
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whats the difference between a thousand dead guys and a mercedes?














Theres not a mercedes in my garage
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Old November 20th, 2008, 02:43 PM   #33
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What's a mexican and a Q-ball have in common?














The harder you hit em the better english you get!
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Old November 20th, 2008, 02:49 PM   #34
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This thread smells of pure gayness
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Old November 20th, 2008, 02:53 PM   #35
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This thread smells of pure gayness
Yeah, know that you have posted
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Old November 20th, 2008, 02:55 PM   #36
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Yeah, know that you have posted
Have you been hanging with A.J?
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Old November 20th, 2008, 03:07 PM   #37
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Why do mexicans make refried beans....

Cause they can't get anything right the first time.
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Old November 20th, 2008, 03:09 PM   #38
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Whats black yellow and screams....









A bus full of "insert racial slur here" going over a cliff.






Whats the damn shame....





Theres and empty seat.
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Old November 20th, 2008, 03:11 PM   #39
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The senate is asking that all assassination attemtps be held off until martin luther king day to limit the number of black holidays.
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a beautiful black baby was born. when he opened his eyes he saw god standing over him. god said your a beautiful black baby,here take these wings.
the baby asks, does this mean i'm an angle god?
god replies i think it's obvious




your a phuken bat!
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