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Old November 26th, 2008, 11:10 AM   #181
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Ohh noes... i laughed at a joke about dead babies and raping kids!! it was such a huge influence on me, i am on my way to the nearest grade school to pick up some little uns to sodomize and murder!

When im arrested i will tell the authorities that the jokes made me do it! kinda like how video games and marylin manson music made those 2 guys shoot up their school!

point being i laugh at horrible things but it doesnt make me a murderer or a pedophile!

or does it???
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Old November 26th, 2008, 11:13 AM   #182
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It just shows that we have a more active brain than the average sheep that keep bitching.
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Old November 26th, 2008, 11:22 AM   #183
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A little boy sits on Santa's lap. Santa says "I bet I know what you want for Christmas," and with his finger he taps the boys nose with every letter he spells "T-O-Y-S".

The little boy thinks a second and says, "No, I have enough toys."

Santa replies once again tapping the boys nose with every letter, "C-A-N-D-Y."

Again the little boy thinks a second and says, "No, I have all kinds of candy."

"Well what would you like for Christmas?" Santa asks.

The little boy replies, tapping Santa on the nose, "P-U-S-S-Y, and don't tell me you don't have any because I can smell it on your finger!"
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Old November 26th, 2008, 11:23 AM   #184
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whats the diffrence between a painting of jesus and the real thing?


it only takes one nail to hang a painting.





what did jesus say while he was hangin the cross?


this is one HELL of a way to spend my easter vacation.
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Old November 26th, 2008, 01:25 PM   #185
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KIDS

whats funnier than a dead baby?

a dead baby in a clown suit.
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Old November 26th, 2008, 02:01 PM   #186
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What's worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can?

The one at the bottom is alive.

What's worse than that?

It has to eat its way out.

What's worse than a baby eating its way out of a garbage can full of dead babies?

It goes back for seconds.
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Old November 26th, 2008, 02:23 PM   #187
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Great, one of you whiney-assed fagggggots made a post on Pirate about this thread. Gee, let's start a board war. Ass Hole.
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Old November 26th, 2008, 02:57 PM   #188
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I wouldn't call them an asshole, just a little whiney cunt, that can't take a joke, like the whiney cunts that think devil music makes kids shoot up schools.
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Old November 26th, 2008, 06:31 PM   #189
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3 guys walk into bar...................the fourth guy ducked!
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Old November 26th, 2008, 06:38 PM   #190
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Great, one of you whiney-assed fagggggots made a post on Pirate about this thread. Gee, let's start a board war. Ass Hole.
seriously???

is it so bad that you needed to take your whiney ass to another board about it ? whats next? are you going to report each raunchy joke and its poster to the cops?

Thanks dickweed!
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Old November 26th, 2008, 06:42 PM   #191
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...oh yeah, and I have a feeling someone is a former altar boy.
That might explan why hes so touchy about the jokes.
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Old November 26th, 2008, 07:03 PM   #192
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...oh yeah, and I have a feeling someone is a former altar boy.
That might explan why hes so touchy about the jokes.

X2, "someone" over there made a post, asking him who it was, that molested him.
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Old November 26th, 2008, 07:08 PM   #193
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X2, "someone" over there made a post, asking him who it was, that molested him.
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Old November 26th, 2008, 08:02 PM   #194
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Oh, Snap...........guess a nerve was struck, the post on Pirate was deleted.
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Old November 26th, 2008, 08:10 PM   #195
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I hope the lil panty waste brings it back here where it belongs!
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Old November 26th, 2008, 08:17 PM   #196
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One year for my birthday, Dad asked me what I wanted. I told him I wanted a watch, so he let me.
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Old November 26th, 2008, 11:36 PM   #197
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...oh yeah, and I have a feeling someone is a former altar boy.
That might explan why hes so touchy about the jokes.
So who was it?
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Old November 27th, 2008, 12:29 AM   #198
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It's not that I'm offended or that these kind of jokes hurt my feelings , it's just that if someone thinks this type of crap is funny, they need mental help. Joking about child abuse is not dark humor. It's border line criminal. I don't expect these guys to stop, but neither would I expect a convicted sex offender to stop being a sicko. So keep it up guys, but if I ever see one of you at an event and you even look at one of my kids....they'll be picking you out of my BFGs.
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...oh yeah, and I have a feeling someone is a former altar boy.
That might explan why hes so touchy about the jokes.
what dose the bible and a cock have in common?

both get rammed down your throat by priests.
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Old November 27th, 2008, 12:42 PM   #199
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fixed!

was it you?

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No. Like I said I'm not offended by those kind of jokes. And like you said, you have freedom of speech. That doesn't stop me from judging you by what you post.

I was never an alter boy. I'm straight
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Old November 27th, 2008, 12:51 PM   #200
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Lets Get Back To The Main Reason Of The Post< Jokes!!!

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