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Old November 20th, 2008, 01:22 PM   #1
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Why do elephants paint themselves yellow?
>>i dont know
So they can hide in a bowl of mustard!
>>dumb
Well, have you ever seen an elephant in a bowl of mustard?
>>no
See, it works.
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Old November 20th, 2008, 01:25 PM   #2
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Does this include racist jokes?
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Old November 20th, 2008, 01:26 PM   #3
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Old November 20th, 2008, 01:28 PM   #4
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throw whatever you want. just dont put the ones that everyone has heard. try to make them up
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Old November 20th, 2008, 01:29 PM   #5
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I bought a jeep.



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Old November 20th, 2008, 01:32 PM   #6
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what blue, wet, and smells like red paint?































Blue paint
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Old November 20th, 2008, 01:34 PM   #7
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What's the difference between a Jew and Santa Clause?
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Santa goes down the chimney...
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Old November 20th, 2008, 01:39 PM   #8
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haha nice.


So a guy takes his giraffe into the bar.

The bar tender says, "we cant serve giraffes alcohol"

The guy says "ok"

He keeps on sneakin drinks over to the giraffe and the giraffe gets wasted and just falls over.

The guy try to sneak out the back door, then the bartender goes "You cant just leave that lyin there!"

The guy says "Its not a lion, its a GIRAFFE!"
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Old November 20th, 2008, 01:39 PM   #9
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how was break dancing invented
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ni**ers trying to steal hub caps off moving cars
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Old November 20th, 2008, 01:40 PM   #10
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What did Hitler do when the U.S. invaded his bunker?




He baked them a kike
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Old November 20th, 2008, 01:41 PM   #11
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how was break dancing invented
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ni**ers trying to steal hub caps off moving cars





I said onces we HAVENT hear 10000000000 times/
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Old November 20th, 2008, 01:42 PM   #12
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what do you call a "brilliant" college educated black man who was elected to congress, and then the presidency?





































NI**ER
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Old November 20th, 2008, 01:44 PM   #13
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Big black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. Everyone is staring at him and the massive multi-colored parrot on his shoulder. He walks up to the bartender, and the bartender says "Where the hell did you get that thing" The parrot says "Africa, there's a shitload of em'."
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Old November 20th, 2008, 01:45 PM   #14
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I'm going to hell for this one, but whatever:

Why do black people only have nightmares?



Because we killed the only one with a dream....
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Old November 20th, 2008, 01:47 PM   #15
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Did you hear about the new black barbie that is coming out?




I guess it comes with 12 kids, aids, and a welfare check.
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Old November 20th, 2008, 01:49 PM   #16
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so two black guys walk into a bar.....






Everyone throws there wallets and drops to the floor
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Old November 20th, 2008, 01:51 PM   #17
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whats faster than a black guy running with a t.v.?


His brother running with the vcr.
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Old November 20th, 2008, 01:51 PM   #18
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the funny thing is, i am black, but i love all the jokes
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Old November 20th, 2008, 01:52 PM   #19
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this is the last one.

What is a Jew's biggest dilemma?

Free Pork.
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Old November 20th, 2008, 01:54 PM   #20
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how many jews can fit in a VW......






All of them, in the ashtray
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