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Old October 31st, 2008, 11:03 AM   #1
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Default If All the Democrats left the U.S.

If you manage to steal this election, too, we've decided we're leaving.

We intend to form our own country, and we're taking the other Blue
States with us.
In case you aren't aware, that includes California,
Hawaii, Oregon, Washington, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Illinois
and all the Northeast.
We believe this split will be beneficial to the
nation, and especially to the people of the new country of New
California.


To sum up briefly: You get Texas, Oklahoma and all the slave states.

We get stem cell research and the best beaches.
We get the Statue of
Liberty. You get Dollywood. We get Intel and Microsoft.
You get
WorldCom. We get Harvard. You get Ole' Miss. We get 85% of America's venture capital and entrepreneurs. You get Alabama.


We get two-thirds of the tax revenue, you get to make the red states
pay their fair share.


Since our aggregate divorce rate is 22% lower than the Christian
Coalition's, we get a bunch of happy families.
You get a bunch of
single moms.


Please be aware that Nuevo California will be pro-choice and anti-war,
and we're going to want all our citizens back from Iraq at once.
If
you need people to fight, ask your evangelicals.
They have kids
they're apparently willing to send to their deaths for no purpose, and
they don't care if you don't show pictures of their children's caskets
coming home.
We do wish you success in Iraq , and hope that the WMDs turn up, but we're not willing to spend our resources in Bush's
Quagmire.


With the Blue States in hand, we will have firm control of 80% of the
country's fresh water, more than 90% of the pineapple and lettuce, 92% of the nation's fresh fruit, 95% of America's quality wines, 90% of all cheese, 90% of the high tech industry, 95% of the corn and
soybeans (thanks Iowa!), most of the U.S.
low-sulfur coal, all living
redwoods, sequoias and condors, all the Ivy and Seven Sister schools
plus Stanford, Cal Tech and MIT.


With the Red States, on the other hand, you will have to cope with 88%
of all obese Americans (and their projected health care costs), 92% of
all U.S.
mosquitoes, nearly 100% of the tornadoes, 90% of the
hurricanes, 99% of all Southern Baptists, virtually 100% of all
televangelists, Rush Limbaugh, Bob Jones University, Clemson and the
University of Georgia.


We get Hollywood and Yosemite, thank you.


Additionally, 38% of those in the Red states believe Jonah was
actually swallowed by a whale, 62% believe life is sacred unless we're
discussing the war, the death penalty or gun laws, 44% say that
evolution is only a theory, 53% that Saddam was involved in 9/11 and
61% of you crazy bastards believe you are people with higher morals
then we lefties.


Finally, we're taking the good pot, too.
You can have that dirt weed
they grow in Mexico.
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Old October 31st, 2008, 11:23 AM   #2
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This post is just more proof that you are a total fucking idiot.
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Old October 31st, 2008, 11:23 AM   #3
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good. get the fukc out so you all can inbreed your stupid democrat idiocy. breeding with = quick end to your civilization. please put obama's cock back in your mouth.
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Old October 31st, 2008, 11:25 AM   #4
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If you manage to steal this election, too, we've decided we're leaving.
Oh how I wish this statement was true....I'd be GLAD to assist the morons on the barack train right the fukc out of this country
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Old October 31st, 2008, 11:26 AM   #5
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good. get the fukc out so you all can inbreed your stupid democrat idiocy. breeding with = quick end to your civilization. please put obama's cock back in your mouth.
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Old October 31st, 2008, 11:27 AM   #6
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What about the people who think both parties are a bunch of lying crooks & A@@holes?
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Old October 31st, 2008, 11:27 AM   #7
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good. get the fukc out so you all can inbreed your stupid democrat idiocy. breeding with = quick end to your civilization. please put obama's cock back in your mouth.
I LOL'd.
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Old October 31st, 2008, 11:29 AM   #8
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Remove capitalism from the listed companies and see how long they produce.
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Hey Dumbass, when you take the blue states remember that those living in those states will be leaving and taking their wealth with them to come to the red ones so your states will be poor very quickly. Plus all the liberal, obese, useless, entitlement, welfare, will also be leaving our red states and be dumped on the blue so your numbers are off a bit. You will be stuck dealing with all the dead weight while our states will be full of self motivated hard working people who want to succeed and don't want to support all the trash that was just kicked out... So I'd say things would be pretty happy for us and you will be drowning in your own cesspool of welfare and entitlements... You'll be full of people expecting the government to support them and bail them out of everything that comes along... Good luck Oh, when you guys fail, and you will, we will take the states and turn them , life will be good and our nation would be stronger than ever!
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Old October 31st, 2008, 11:56 AM   #11
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Hey Dumbass, when you take the blue states remember that those living in those states will be leaving and taking their wealth with them to come to the red ones so your states will be poor very quickly. Plus all the liberal, obese, useless, entitlement, welfare, will also be leaving our red states and be dumped on the blue so your numbers are off a bit. You will be stuck dealing with all the dead weight while our states will be full of self motivated hard working people who want to succeed and don't want to support all the trash that was just kicked out... So I'd say things would be pretty happy for us and you will be drowning in your own cesspool of welfare and entitlements... You'll be full of people expecting the government to support them and bail them out of everything that comes along... Good luck Oh, when you guys fail, and you will, we will take the states and turn them , life will be good and our nation would be stronger than ever!
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Old October 31st, 2008, 12:21 PM   #12
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Gee, not much blue on there now is there... Where did that come from?
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That is the first thing I thought of when I read the OP. If you're going to break it down, you'd have to break it down by something smaller than a state - either city or county. Other than that, I'm all for it

edit: I just realized what a relief of financial burden that would be on the rest of us if we just cut the blue counties. Awesome!
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That is the first thing I thought of when I read the OP. If you're going to break it down, you'd have to break it down by something smaller than a state - either city or county. Other than that, I'm all for it

edit: I just realized what a relief of financial burden that would be on the rest of us if we just cut the blue counties. Awesome!
While there might not be much blue on that map, the blue that is there represents 46% of the population as of the 2000 U.S. Census (all estimates since then indicate that those blue areas have been experiencing an overall growth in population while those red counties, overall have seen a decline). That's a pretty big chunk of the population for only 15% of the land.

You red folks may say good riddance to those who choose to leave, but where do you think the majority of jobs and workers are located? Where are the majority of major research institutions located?

Sure, those blue county folks may be hard up for some farm land, but I am sure there is enough other trade going on in those areas that they could easily purchase the foods that they did need (England and Japan don't have much farmland but I don't see their folks starving to death).
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and here is a map of how people voted after 12+ years of control..



your map indicates the majority of registered voters and their party, mine shows how they voted.
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your map indicates the majority of registered voters and their party, mine shows how they voted.
That's a great map. I love looking at these maps no matter who's side they support.

Here is a great site that shows the election results for each state dating back to 1789.

Not all of the years provide all of the actual vote counts (some are just percentages) nor does each year provide all of the states broken down by county, but it's still fun to look at. http://uselectionatlas.org/
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and here is a map of how people voted after 12+ years of control..



your map indicates the majority of registered voters and their party, mine shows how they voted.


Actually.... Both maps indicate how they actually voted. Your map just illustrates which counties only won by a slim margin, designated by shades of purple. I suggest you at least read the text describing the maps before you draw incorrect conclusions.


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The answer seems to be that the amount of red on the map is skewed because there are a lot of counties in which only a slim majority voted Republican. One possible way to allow for this, suggested by Robert Vanderbei at Princeton University, is to use not just two colors on the map, red and blue, but instead to use red, blue, and shades of purple to indicate percentages of voters. Here is what the normal map looks like if you do this:
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