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Old October 22nd, 2008, 11:17 AM   #1
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I'm voting Democrat

I'm voting Democrat because English has no place being the official language in America.

I'm voting Democrat because it's better to turn corn into fuel than it is to eat.

I'm voting Democrat because I'd rather pay $4 for a gallon of gas than allow drilling for oil off the coasts of America.

I'm voting Democrat because I think the government will do a better job of spending my money than I could.

I'm voting Democrat because when we pull out of Afghanistan and Iraq, I know the Islamic terrorists will stop trying to kill us because they'll think we're a good and decent country.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe people who can't tell us if it will rain in two or three days, can now tell us the polar ice caps will disappear in ten years if I don't start riding a bicycle, build a windmill or inflate my tires to proper levels.

I'm voting Democrat because it's all right to kill millions of babies as long as we keep violent, convicted murderers on death row alive.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe businesses in America should not be allowed to make profits. Businesses should just break even and give the rest to the government so politicians and bureaucrats can redistribute the money the way they think it should be redistributed.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe guns, and not the people misusing them, are the cause of crimes and killings.

I'm voting Democrat because when someone with a weapon threatens my family or me, I know government can respond faster through a call to 911 than I can with a gun in my hand.

I'm voting Democrat because oil companies' 5% profit on a gallon of gas are obscene, but government taxes of 18% on the same gallon of gas are just fine.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe three or four elitist liberals should rewrite the Constitution every few months to suit some fringe element that could never get their agenda past voters.

I'm voting Democrat because illegal aliens are not criminals, are not sucking up resources through government aid, hospital services, education, or social services, but are just people trying to make a better life by coming to America illegally. We can't blame them for that, can we?

I'm voting Democrat because now I can now marry whatever I want, so I've decided to marry my horse.

Makes ya wonder why anyone would ever vote Republican, doesn't it?
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Old October 22nd, 2008, 11:46 AM   #3
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Old October 22nd, 2008, 11:59 AM   #4
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Old October 22nd, 2008, 01:32 PM   #5
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I'm voting Republican

I'm voting Republican because I think itís better to have government workers stare blankly at non English speakers than to attempt to communicate with them in a language that they understand

I'm voting Republican because I think we have enough oil to last forever

I'm voting Republican because Iíd rather risk having our beaches covered with oil than have to spend $4 a gallon to drive to them.

I'm voting Republican because I donít think I should have to pay for any services that our government provides.

I'm voting Republican because I see no reason why Middle Eastern countries shouldnít accept a government put together by their sworn enemy that goes against everything theyíve been taught and believed for 80 generations.

I'm voting Republican because I canít see how burning fossil fuels and pumping CO2 into the atmosphere at an ever increasing rate could possibly change that atmosphere.

I'm voting Republican because I think I have the right to impose my moral views on the rest of society and I donít think our courts ever make mistakes.

I'm voting Republican because I think itís fine that corporate executives make multi-millions of dollars while their companies are failing, and then make more multi-millions through their golden parachutes when the company collapses and get bailed out through multi-billions in loans financed by the US taxpayers.

I'm voting Republican because I think itís more important to anyone be able to buy any weapon RIGHT NOW than it is to try to prevent guns from getting into the hands of criminals .

I'm voting Republican because I believe that I should have the right to shoot first and ask questions later.

I'm voting Republican because I donít see a problem with giving oil companies tax breaks while their making record profits and donít think they should be expected to reinvest any of that money into research that will lessen out need for oil. Let their CEOís line their pockets and become filthy rich, they deserve it.

I'm voting Republican because Iím paranoid and think that our president and legislature can just rewrite the constitution at will. I also believe that even though our founding fathers saw fit to include within the constitution the means to amend it, we should never again do so.

I'm voting Republican because I think it will be better to deport 12 million people in this country illegally than it is to try to stop companies from hiring those people. I also donít see the problem with industries relying on illegal labor to get their work done cheaply and stay competitive. Whatís wrong with that?

I'm voting Republican because I believe that only a partner of the opposite sex should be able to inherit my wealth, adopt my children, visit me in the hospital, make decisions for me if Iím incapacitated, and countless other things that come with being married.

Makes ya wonder why anyone would ever vote Democratic, doesn't it?
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Old October 22nd, 2008, 01:41 PM   #6
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I'm voting Democrat

I'm voting Democrat because English has no place being the official language in America. Read why Obama voted No to the amendment:

I believe the American people understand in order to succeed in our society, immigrants need to learn English. But the amendment would do a number of things that are problematical. The first is that it is contrary to the provisions of law that exist in many States. For example, in New Mexico, you have in their State Constitution, a provision that says that many of the documents within that State have to be provided in both English and Spanish. The same thing is true for the State of Hawaii. I believe this is a States rights issue, and those constitutions of those States ought to be respected. I do not believe it is a matter we ought to be imposing here from Washington DC.

Also, this amendment would undo an executive order conceived by President Bill Clinton and implemented by President George Bush. Both recognized it is important that people who have limited English proficiency receive the kinds of services so they can understand what is going on in terms of the interface between the Government and themselves.


I'm voting Democrat because it's better to turn corn into fuel than it is to eat."Doesn't this contradict your below statement?

I'm voting Democrat because I'd rather pay $4 for a gallon of gas than allow drilling for oil off the coasts of America. We have 3% of the world's oil...it wouldn't make a huge difference, and Obama DOES support drilling but doesn't see it as a long-term solution. Why not use the billions dumped into drilling into making more fuel efficient cars?
I'm voting Democrat because I think the government will do a better job of spending my money than I could.

I'm voting Democrat because when we pull out of Afghanistan and Iraq, I know the Islamic terrorists will stop trying to kill us because they'll think we're a good and decent country. Obama wants to put the Iraqi troops we have trained in Iraq and more of our troops in Afghanistan to kill BinLaden

I'm voting Democrat because I believe people who can't tell us if it will rain in two or three days, can now tell us the polar ice caps will disappear in ten years if I don't start riding a bicycle, build a windmill or inflate my tires to proper levels. Who has been talking about global warming?

I'm voting Democrat because it's all right to kill millions of babies as long as we keep violent, convicted murderers on death row alive.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe businesses in America should not be allowed to make profits. Businesses should just break even and give the rest to the government so politicians and bureaucrats can redistribute the money the way they think it should be redistributed. Yes, giving Exxon a tax break is OK though. See your third statement.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe guns, and not the people misusing them, are the cause of crimes and killings.

I'm voting Democrat because when someone with a weapon threatens my family or me, I know government can respond faster through a call to 911 than I can with a gun in my hand.

I'm voting Democrat because oil companies' 5% profit on a gallon of gas are obscene, but government taxes of 18% on the same gallon of gas are just fine.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe three or four elitist liberals should rewrite the Constitution every few months to suit some fringe element that could never get their agenda past voters.

I'm voting Democrat because illegal aliens are not criminals, are not sucking up resources through government aid, hospital services, education, or social services, but are just people trying to make a better life by coming to America illegally. We can't blame them for that, can we?

I'm voting Democrat because now I can now marry whatever I want, so I've decided to marry my horse.

Makes ya wonder why anyone would ever vote Republican, doesn't it?

I'll get the rest later
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Old October 22nd, 2008, 01:43 PM   #7
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I'm voting Republican

I'm voting Republican because I believe that I should have the right to shoot first and ask questions later.

I'm voting Republican because I donít see a problem with giving oil companies tax breaks while their making record profits and donít think they should be expected to reinvest any of that money into research that will lessen out need for oil. Let their CEOís line their pockets and become filthy rich, they deserve it.

I'm voting Republican because I think it will be better to deport 12 million people in this country illegally than it is to try to stop companies from hiring those people...

I'm voting Republican because I believe that only a partner of the opposite sex should be able to inherit my wealth, adopt my children, visit me in the hospital, make decisions for me if Iím incapacitated, and countless other things that come with being married.
Hey! Me too!
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Old October 22nd, 2008, 09:02 PM   #8
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I'm voting Republican because ....................................
Damn Bruce, nicely done. Was that all you? I know the dirt from both sides has been getting to you, but wow. Well, I guess it did reflect a lot of opinions on this site.

Good job, and you know there is no sarcasm in that.
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Old October 23rd, 2008, 09:36 AM   #9
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Damn Bruce, nicely done. Was that all you? I know the dirt from both sides has been getting to you, but wow. Well, I guess it did reflect a lot of opinions on this site.

Good job, and you know there is no sarcasm in that.
It was all me.

I just get tired of the "bobsled defense" where you defend your position by taking you opponents position and seeing how quickly you can run it to the bottom of the slippery slope

The slippery slope usually runs down both sides of the hill.
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