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Old October 21st, 2008, 11:06 AM   #1
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If you had the power to immediately put X# of bills/laws/tarrifs into effect what would they be? Here's mine.

1. One felony conviction gets your tubes tied. No more thieves making little thieves.

2. MASSIVE taxes on anything coming from outside of the U.S. and minimum wage to be enforced for all work for U.S. companies, no matter where the work is being done.

3. Wellfare to be made illegal to pay for mortgages. Government subsidised housing and food for all of those who are on wellfare. Just enough to keep them alive. Or possibly slightly less.

3.5 Union gone.

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Old October 21st, 2008, 11:09 AM   #2
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1. Ban wheeling

2. Ban "free speech"

3. Raise massive taxes on domestic producers.

3.5. Ban guns
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Old October 21st, 2008, 11:10 AM   #3
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If you had the power to immediately put 3 bills/laws/tarrifs into effect what would they be? Here's mine.

1. One felony conviction gets your tubes tied. No more thieves making little thieves. GOOD ONE

2. MASSIVE taxes on anything coming from outside of the U.S. and minimum wage to be enforced for all work for U.S. companies, no matter where the work is being done. EVER NOTICE WHERE ALL YOUR STUFF COMES FROM? CHINA. YOU CANT AFFORD AMERICAN MADE OTHERWISE YOU WOULD HAVE ALREADY BOUGHT IT.
3. Wellfare to be made illegal to pay for mortgages. Government subsidised housing and food for all of those who are on wellfare. Just enough to keep them alive. Or possibly slightly less. GOOD ONE

3.5 Union gone. WOULD HELP WITH IDEA 2, BUT THEN WAGES WOULD GO DOWN ACROSS THE USA.
I would add
1) Legalization of marijuana and taxation of marijuana
2) Death sentence for child abusers and murderers
3) Ban Windows Vista
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Old October 21st, 2008, 11:23 AM   #4
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1. Mandatory 2 year Military service or Internship with community service group , this can be embedded in your college education or an extension of High school. (If your gonna bitch about it you may as well experience it).

2. No more political parties ... best person for the job voting only. We are an America of One we should think and act like it.

3. Make politicans wages and benefits equal to Military service benefits or vice versa.

3a. death for murders and child abusers, also 3 times convicted = hollow point to the temple and a pine box.
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Old October 21st, 2008, 11:35 AM   #5
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1. No lobby groups.

2. No career politicians and no pension after one term (save some tax dollars)... Four years and you’re out...

3. Capitol punishment for murder, rape, crimes on a child (rape, molestation, severe abuse), all violent crimes for that matter... That should thin the heard...
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Old October 21st, 2008, 11:38 AM   #6
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1. No shirt

2. No shoes

3. No service

3.5 x2 on the "Ban Vista" thing
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Old October 21st, 2008, 11:44 AM   #7
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• prison time for folks that create a poll, or question with a finite number (e.g. 3) and can't stick to it.

• establishment of common sense to govern all existing laws

• elimination of all the damned entitlement BS. Want something? earn it.



LOL at thread title edit :p

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Old October 21st, 2008, 12:00 PM   #8
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1.legalize everyones favorite drug, crack.

2.mandate exicution of every second familys firstborn.

3.release all prisoners conviced of murder and rape.

3.5 make it illegal for police officers to carry a gun


should be fun to watch.
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Old October 21st, 2008, 01:32 PM   #9
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I would add
1) Legalization of marijuana and taxation of marijuana
2) Death sentence for child abusers and murderers
3) Ban Windows Vista
Pot is less dangerous than alcohol in my opinion. If you could transform a lot of drunks into potheads there would be a lot less violence IMO.

As far as the China thing. I do understand what you're saying...but less stuff made in China = more jobs in U.S. = more money staying in the U.S. = people have more money to buy better stuff made in their own country.
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One more.

1.1 rev. b; No more socialist groups to impose laws upon an entire country. Like, "You aren't hiring me because I'm black. I want $10million and every company in the U.S. must hire negros.
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Old October 21st, 2008, 02:49 PM   #11
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#1 Welfare checks have to be picked up manually and upon receiving the welfare check you are injected with some sort of birth control good for one month (until it is time for your next welfare check)


Basically you cant have kids while on welfare

# 2 Have a limit on lawsuits. The amount of money that lawsuits payout is amazing. Spilling hot coffee in your lap should not equal instant wealth.
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Old October 21st, 2008, 03:39 PM   #13
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1. kill everyone
2. let god sort em all out
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Old October 21st, 2008, 03:47 PM   #14
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#1 Welfare checks have to be picked up manually and upon receiving the welfare check you are injected with some sort of birth control good for one month (until it is time for your next welfare check)


Basically you cant have kids while on welfare
Damnit! You stole my idea. I was just about to type if you're on WIC the only to get your check is take a shot in the butt every month, and I mean a birth control shot.
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Old October 21st, 2008, 04:01 PM   #15
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My slogan would be "WELCOME TO AMERICA, FREEDOM HAS CURRENTLY BEEN BANNED, THANK YOU - COME AGAIN!"
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Old October 21st, 2008, 04:35 PM   #16
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Some good ideas out there.

1) Flat rate income tax - everybody (rich, poor, corporations) pays the same. No exemptions, loopholes, etc... If you make $12 a year or $1.2M you pay the same percentage. IRS is focused on finding non-payers, since tax codes is so extremely simple.

2) "Truth in Sentencing" - "death penalty" means just that, within 7 days. All death penalty convictions get ONE automatic appeal, after which it's 7 days until execution (if found guilty again). "life" in prison means life - no parole, early release, etc... - you die behind bars.

3) Eliminate class-action lawsuits.

4) Eliminate all quota/EEO/set-aside/and related laws and programs. Everyone will be measured and assessed based upon their contributions, skills, and abilities.

5) Implement the Duffman welfare reform law ( http://www.greatlakes4x4.com/showthread.php?t=31653 )
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Old October 22nd, 2008, 08:46 PM   #17
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I'm pretty sure that one of us could run in 2012.
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