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Old September 19th, 2008, 12:49 PM   #121
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Wanting something dosen't make it untrue.


You should raise you standards in women!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and visa versa, chicken and the egg, blah blah blah,

ok, Megan Fox Tell your god to put her fine ass under my desk
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Old September 19th, 2008, 12:58 PM   #122
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and visa versa, chicken and the egg, blah blah blah,

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What, then you would believe???

Thats pretty shallow.
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Are you ready, right now, to die for jesus? I would say fukc that
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It's a NATURE given right to be shallow. We can't all worry ourselves about being percieved as "the nice guy" and yes, if Megan Fox or Jessica Simpson in under my desk blowing me by the end of business today, I will worship your god forever
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Old September 19th, 2008, 01:03 PM   #125
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because there is only one kind of christian, and only one version of the bible.
BINGO, stevo is so wise.
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Old September 19th, 2008, 01:18 PM   #126
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It's a NATURE given right to be shallow. We can't all worry ourselves about being percieved as "the nice guy" and yes, if Megan Fox or Jessica Simpson in under my desk blowing me by the end of business today, I will worship your god forever

You know you don't mean that.

You would find an excuse to back peddle because a blow job is nothing.

You would discount it by saying oh I got herpes from that blowjob so there can't be a God because he would never let that happen.
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Old September 19th, 2008, 01:22 PM   #127
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You know you don't mean that.

You would find an excuse to back peddle because a blow job is nothing.

You would discount it by saying oh I got herpes from that blowjob so there can't be a God because he would never let that happen.
Maybe so,

At least i'd be saying "oh my god" while she's blowing me, that's close enough to religion for me
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Old September 19th, 2008, 01:51 PM   #128
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Maybe so,

At least i'd be saying "oh my god" while she's blowing me, that's close enough to religion for me
Again your speculating, you might be saying, what the hell is with those teeth, stop it right now, I'm going to church. LOL
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Old September 19th, 2008, 01:57 PM   #129
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Again your speculating, you might be saying, what the hell is with those teeth, stop it right now, I'm going to church. LOL
Yeah, if the teeth come out i'd just have to donkey punch her, flip her over on the desk, and finish the job myself. Who knows maybe god will be beating off while he watches. He likes that sadistic shit
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Old September 19th, 2008, 02:04 PM   #130
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your are preaching Chrisianity because you were raised believing in Jesus. If your parents had decided to raise you as a buddist, you would be on this same thread defending that religion.
I rebute that statement and in fact demonstrate a reversal for you. We are now going to a church that has a very strong youth program. The program has grown by middle school to high school students finding Christ and introducing christianity to their friends. Every sunday morning at least 100 students are at the service. In most cases their parents are not Christians and they testify that they were walking through life blind before they started attending ZOE house. In some cases the parents have become believers through their children, not the other way around.

Here's a link to the website.

http://zoeland.com/thehouse/

These kids are "first teamers", that is they are missionaries often in contrast to today's world that discriminates against christians. They are very brave and powerful. They are football players, hockey players, musicians, bookworms. White, black, indian and chinese. All walks of life finding Christ despite their raising in most cases.
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Old September 19th, 2008, 02:07 PM   #131
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I rebute that statement and in fact demonstrate a reversal for you. We are now going to a church that has a very strong youth program. The program has grown by middle school to high school students finding Christ and introducing christianity to their friends. Every sunday morning at least 100 students are at the service. In most cases their parents are not Christians and they testify that they were walking through life blind before they started attending ZOE house. In some cases the parents have become believers through their children, not the other way around.

Here's a link to the website.

http://zoeland.com/thehouse/

These kids are "first teamers", that is they are missionaries often in contrast to today's world that discriminates against christians. They are very brave and powerful.
That sounds like a great program!

Very cool!
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Old September 19th, 2008, 02:25 PM   #132
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People dying for their religion comfirms their religion???? I guess I better start praising Allah right away! Make sense to you?? Me neither
What Mr. Toes is referring to is the testimony of witnesses of Jesus Christ's resurrection in the first century AD. At that time it was treason to be Christian in the Roman Empire (Prior to Paul converting the Roman empire). However, hundreds of witnesses came forward and died to tell what they had seen. What was their motivation? They would receive no reward, most people around them would chastize them. In fact the only thing they could almost expect was to be killed by the Roman Empire. And for what, to tell a lie about a false religion? That makes no sense. This is documented in numerous sources.
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Old September 19th, 2008, 02:35 PM   #133
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So victims are tools to "save" perps in jail is one of your theories?
That's retarded, I've seen first hand how more than half of those incarcerated "find jesus" in jail, and then just happen to lose him again once freed, and go back to doing the fucked up shit that got them there.
Let me offer another perspective. God is all-knowing. He KNOWS that there is sin and tragedy in this world. He knows it before it happens. That is not to say that he is the CAUSE. Humans are the cause of crimes because we are slaves to sin. God saves us from that sin through the sacrifice of his son. You can choose to be a slave to sin or to be a slave to God. Anyone can choose: the victim, the family member of the victim, the criminal... And the way you look at the world from that moment forward will either reflect the sin you see all around you or the potential to be saved. I have no doubt why it is so hard for people to see the path to be with God: We are surrounded by sin.

Does the devil have to work hard to keep us from God? No. He just has to distract us with life's challenges and sins. All you have to do is walk away and be one with God.
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and visa versa, chicken and the egg, blah blah blah,

ok, Megan Fox Tell your god to put her fine ass under my desk
God doesn't work for you. You should aspire to do His work.
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God doesn't work for you. You should aspire to do His work.
You obviously don't know me, and haven't bothered to read this thread, so let this be fair warning. You AND your god can both blow me.
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You obviously don't know me, and haven't bothered to read this thread, so let this be fair warning. You AND your god can both blow me.
Read three posts up. The one that starts "let me offer".

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Read three posts up. The one that starts "let me offer".

Peace be with you.
Thank you, and good luck with all that eternity stuff
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Thank you, and good luck with all that eternity stuff
Catch you on the flip side.
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Yeah, if the teeth come out i'd just have to donkey punch her, flip her over on the desk, and finish the job myself. Who knows maybe god will be beating off while he watches. He likes that sadistic shit






He likes that sadistic shit


I look at this as you either know God or your looking to know him.

Thats cool.
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