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Too embarrassed for Michigan!!

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Little Johnny was in his 4th grade class when the teacher asked the children
what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up -
fireman, policeman, salesman, etc... Johnny was being uncharacteristically
quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father.

"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes
in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go out
to the alley with some guy and make love with him for money."

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other
children to work on some coloring, and took Little Johnny aside to ask him,
"Is that really true about your father?"

"No," said Johnny, "He is an assistant coach for the Michigan Wolverines,
but I was too embarrassed to say so." :stan:
 
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