The truth is this thread has been hi jacked about 5 times
The original intent was to ask how many GL 4x4 members were in the GR area, so we could size up participation to find out if there were enough participants for a full assault on the gay East siders, then it turned into a means of spreading community awareness about local wheeling spots, currently it is a replacement for Facebook with a bunch of non wheelin cream puffs.
I almost ran over two kids last night after dropping my girlfriend off around 12:30 right near 66th and whitneyville.
They could have only been between 7-11. They were wearing dark clothing too, no flashlight. Only reason I saw them was because of the blonde hair at the last second.
Sent from my htc evo
I saw then also,running into the cornfeild on 66th.I think they are the same kids rideing quads on the road,with no helmets at cc corners.Employies called the leos,and I havnt seen the quad in two weeks.
One of my good freinds hit and killed a woman in muskegun about 6 wks ago.The stupid bitch was pushing a stroller down the middle of the road,drunk,in the dark,with dark clothes on.Mike came over a hill and blasted them,no time to do anything.Luckily the kids are fine,and their mother will not be adding any more idiots to the gean pool.
My freind is going through hell because of this,even though it wasnt his fault.
I havn't grown up,but I did grow out of playing in the mud.I used to enjoy the mud,before all the offroad parks with challenging wheeling opened.I just got sick of washing my rig and replacing all the parts mud wrecks.
I wheel often,but usually try to avoid deep mud.I find hills,ravines,rocks and logs to be much more fun,and my jeep doesnt smell like shit.
I haven't grown up,but I did grow out of playing in the mud.I used to enjoy the mud,before all the off-road parks with challenging wheeling opened.I just got sick of washing my rig and replacing all the parts mud wrecks.
I wheel often,but usually try to avoid deep mud.I find hills,ravines,rocks and logs to be much more fun,and my jeep doesnt smell like shit.
WHY ARE THERE SIDEWALKS BESIDE MOST STREETS AND HIGHWAYS?
So Ford owners have a safe place to walk home.
WHY DID FORD PUT HEATERS IN THE TAILGATES OF THEIR NEW TRUCKS?
To keep their hands warm when they are pushing the truck into the shop.
HOW IS A GOLF BALL DIFFERENT FROM A FORD?
You can drive a golf ball 200 yards!
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS DRIVE A FORD
FORD ACRONYMS:
Backwards... Driver Returns On Foot
Factory Ordered Road Disaster
Factory Ordered Rebuilt Dodge(Datsun)
Fix Or Repair Daily
Found On Road Dead
Flip Over Read Directions
Four Old Rusted Doors
Fixed On Race Day
Ford Owner Really Dumb
For Only Retarded Drivers
Fabrication Ordinaire Reparation Dispendieuse - French for ordinary fabrication expensive repairs.
Ford Owners Recommend Dodge
Flipped Over Russian Dunebuggy
Found On Russian Dump
For Off Road Death
it Freaking Only Runs Downhill
Fat Old Rusted Dog
Freaking Old Rusted Dodge(Datsun)
Frigin Oakies Really Dig it
Funky Old Road Dog
Backwards...Don't Ride Over Fifty
Found on Road Ditches
PINTO ACRONYMS:
Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook
LINE FROM A SONG SUNG BY A FAMOUS COUNTRY SINGER
"I wanta buy me a Ford truck and push it up and down the road."
This is Chevy country and on a quiet night you can hear a Ford rust...
A man pulled up next to a little girl walking home from school and said "If you get in, I'll give you a lollypop." The girl kept walking. Following along slowly, the man said "Come on and get in the car with me and I'll give you two lolly pops." She kept her eyes on the sidewalk and continued on her way. The man said "Get in with me and I'll give you this whole bag of lollypops!" Finally, the girl turned and said "Look daddy, YOU bought the Ford, YOU ride in it!!!"
Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. If it wasn't for our Fords, our tools would rust.
This is your brain "CHEVY", this is your brain on drugs "FORD"
Buy a Ford and you buy the best. Drive the first mile and walk the rest.
Have you driven over a Ford lately?
Ford trucks the worst always rest
I could never keep a Ford under me, I was always under the Ford.
Do you know that Ford has admitted they are expensive and unreliable? That new commercial they are running says so! When that country singer says "If I had me some money" he admits he can't afford one, and when he adds that he'd "buy a Ford truck or two" it because he needs a spare.
Next time some Fordnatic claims Ford means "First on race day" remind them that anything could be fast if a team of mechanics worked on it all week so it would last long enoug to run a race before needing another weeks work.
WHY ARE THE NEW FORD TRUCKS AND CARS MORE AERODYNAMIC?
So they will save the Chevy gas when the Chevy tows them away.
WHAT SHOULD THE FORD MUSTANG REALLY BE CALLED?
The Ford Rustang, The Ford Muststink
WHY IS THIS COUNTRY SO FAR IN DEBT?
Because the President drives a Ford
WHAT DID THE CHEVY SAY TO THE FORD?
Would you like a tow home?
HOW CAN THEY APPROVE THE NEW FORD TRUCK OR CAR?
Put a Chevy engine in it.
HOW MUCH WOOD CAN A FORD TRUCK HAUL IF A FORD TRUCK COULD HAUL WOOD?
As much as the Chevrolet tow truck in front of it.
WHAT SHOULD A FORD THUNDERBIRD REALLY BE CALLED?
A ford thunderturd
SPEED KILLS DRIVE A FORD LIVE FOR EVER
I'd rather push a Chevy than drive a Ford!
HOW DO YOU DOUBLE THE VALUE OF A PINTO?
Fill it with gas!
The Ford Escort. Otherwise known as The Ford Escort Me To A Chevy Dealer!
Have You Out Driven a Ford Lately?
Ford is just another four letter word!
The Ford Ranger, Otherwise know as the Ford Danger!
The Ford Explorer, Otherwise know as the Ford Exploder!
CHEVROLET= Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
CHEVROLET= Can Hear Every Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips.
CHEVROLET= Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time.
CHEVROLET= Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time.
CHEVROLET= Can Hear Every Valve Rattle, Oil Leaks, Engine Ticks.
CHEVROLET= Cheap Heavy Equipment, Very Rusty, Overly Loved, Eventually
Towed
CHEVY= Cheapest Heap Ever Visioned Yet
GMC= Garage Man's Companion
GMC= Gotta Mechanic Coming
GMC= Gay Mans Chariot
GM= General Mistake
GM= Glued Metal
A man pulled up next to a little girl walking home from school and said "If you get
in, I'll give you a lollypop." The girl kept walking. Following along slowly, the man
said "Come on and get in the car with me and I'll give you two lolly pops." She kept
her eyes on the sidewalk and continued on her way. The man said "Get in with me
and I'll give you this whole bag of lollypops!" Finally, the girl turned and said "Look
daddy, YOU bought the Chevy, YOU ride in it!!!"
Ashes to ashes,
dust to dust.
If it wasn't for our Chevy's,
our tools would rust.
Well finally bought a computer here at some
of the vids
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