|April 1st, 2006, 04:47 PM||#1|
Join Date: 11-04-05
Location: Washington, MI
Cowboys and Indians
A cowboy is riding on the wide open western plains one day when he suddenly
hears a loud rumbling. Before he knows it, a group of Indian braves has
completely surrounded him. They capture him and take him back to their village
and put him in an empty teepee. About 5 minutes later the chief comes in and
says to the cowboy, "Usually you would be immediately scalped, tied to the
ground, and left to be eaten slowly by the vultures. However we are in a period
of sacred religious celebrations so you will be spared for 3 days. Do you have
any last wishes?"
The cowboy thinks about it for a while and says to the chief:
"I'd like to talk to my horse."
The chief thinks about his strange request and eventually agrees. So the cowboy
goes outside and puts his nose right up to the horses nose and begins to mutter
softly. The horse then takes off like a rocket and comes back 6 hours later with
a beautiful brunette on his back. The cowboy takes her into the teepee and she
leaves the next day. The following day the cowboy asks the chief if he can talk
to his horse again. The chief gives him a little smile and agrees. So again the
cowboy puts his nose to the horses nose and he takes off like a shot. He comes
back later with a gorgeous blond on his back. The next and final day comes and
the cowboy desperately asks the chief for one more chance to talk to his horse.
The chief now a little disgusted begrudgingly agrees. So the cowboy puts his
nose right up to the horses nose and says:
"O.K. listen horse. You've gotta get it right this time. Bring me a POSSE
horse! A POSSE!
|April 1st, 2006, 09:18 PM||#4|
Join Date: 11-09-05
Location: Traveling the USA.
Picked on this cause I liked the title..saw the joke....my attention span is not long enough to read that much right now.
But if given the choice...I'd play cowboys and indians with someone. Who's up for it?