|March 31st, 2006, 08:37 PM||#1|
I'm just here
Join Date: 11-08-05
Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.
Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.
Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that
sometimes she's borderline irrational.
A: So what's your question?
Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll
feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?
A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called
an air current.
Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?
A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.
Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery
room while my wife is in labor?
A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to
Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife
begin to feel and act normal again?
A: When the kids are in college.
|April 1st, 2006, 07:38 AM||#8|
Buy a Fiat! Save the UAW!
Join Date: 11-05-05
Location: 20 minutes south of Hell...
|April 1st, 2006, 10:24 AM||#9|
Join Date: 11-15-05
Location: Dearborn Heights
Q: So seriously Bones, if you did have kids, would you raise them in a Church?
A: No, I would raise them at my house. I know I might have some money but why on earth would I buy a Church just to raise kids in?