|February 28th, 2008, 07:27 AM||#1|
Join Date: 01-20-06
Location: M CITY
A farmer went out one day and bought a brand new stud
Rooster for his chicken coop.
The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and
'OK old fart, time for you to retire.'
The old rooster replies, 'Come on, surely you
cannot handle ALL of these chickens. Look what it has done to me. Can't you
just let me have the two old hens over in the corner?'
The young rooster says, 'Beat it: You are washed
up and I am taking over.'
The old rooster says, 'I tell you what, young
Stud. I will race you around the farmhouse. Whoever wins gets the exclusive
domain over the entire chicken coop.'
The young rooster laughs. 'You know you don't
stand a chance, old man.. So, just to be fair, I will give you a head
The old rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds
later the young rooster takes off running after him. They round the front porch
of the farmhouse and the young rooster has closed the gap.
He is only about 5 feet behind the old rooster and
gaining fast. The farmer, meanwhile, is sitting in his usual spot on the front porch when he sees the roosters running by.
The Old Rooster is squalking and running as hard as he
can. The Farmer grabs his shotgun and - BOOM - he blows the young rooster to
bits. The farmer sadly shakes his head and says, 'Dammit..... Third gay rooster I bought this month.'
Moral of this story? ...
Don't mess with the OLD FARTS - age, skill, wisdom,
and a little treachery always overcome youth and arrogance!