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Old March 26th, 2006, 11:14 PM   #1
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Talking FREE Miracle Spring Water!

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infomercial..... oh my god.

a bunch of gosipal african americans with that piano organ sound going through the whole thing. One lady came up, must have been 78 years old " i drank mah miracle spring wattah, ayn social security sent me a 15,000 dollar check the next day, yeah! " the guy says its called a "divine wealth trasnfer" ... god did it.

Another said she used the miracle spring water, and it stopped her cancer the next day!! THANK THE LORD!!


new cars, new homes, miracle money, boats, diamonds. THANK YOU JESUS FOR THE MIRACLE SPRING WATER

about 5 poeple have said theyve had strokes and the spring water cured their crippling side effects... yeah they look perfectly normal right now.. even possibly full of shit.

haha if u call now, u get a free packet of miracle spring water!!! looks like a mini sampler packet of lube....

http://peterpopoff.org/ theres the guy whos doing the show. channel 53 anyone know what that channel is?,.,,,,, B-E-T



k im going to bed, i got a kick out of it....

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Old March 26th, 2006, 11:20 PM   #2
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So what are you trying to say? It doesn't work? Have you tried it?

I used it a few years back, about a week later I got a notice from some previously unknown relative that left me about $4,000,000 and cured my dimentia...

Man.. some people just have to knock a product before they even try it...
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Old March 26th, 2006, 11:20 PM   #3
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[QUOTE=Leanz] looks like a mini sampler packet of lube....[QUOTE]


Id like to know where i could get a couple of these.
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Old March 26th, 2006, 11:24 PM   #4
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So what are you trying to say? It doesn't work? Have you tried it?

I used it a few years back, about a week later I got a notice from some previously unknown relative that left me about $4,000,000 and cured my dimentia...

Man.. some people just have to knock a product before they even try it...
apparently this guy is pretty famous... i looked him up, and hes a known con artist. how the hell does he still get on tv? dumb people like this calling and beleiving about this MIRACLE WATER!!! oh yes, send me my free sample, i want divine wealth transfer!!




hahaha one just happened - she was just like " i used to go to the doctor, and he said my blood sugar was 4500, last week it dropped to 78 !!!! " :tonka:
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Old March 26th, 2006, 11:29 PM   #5
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I'm in the wrong business.. I should sell thimbol fulls of my holy bathwater to wash away sin...

$$$

*Edit: He probably pays the TV company what their standard rates are. What boggles my mind is how he still turns a profit selling stuff like this. *Edit again: Didn't think of how cheap this stuff is...

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Old March 27th, 2006, 08:14 AM   #6
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yeah deffinatly payed actors to act.. and im guessing he went to detroit/harlem for auditions.
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Old March 27th, 2006, 08:54 AM   #7
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the dumbest part leanz is they give you a free sample !!!

WTF has the FDA declared a minimum daily requirment of miracle water for the water to start producing. How is anyone dumb enough to call and ask for a free sample, drink it, then call back and say they want to pay for a whole jugg of miracle water or something.

WTF c'mon we all know you only need a few drops of miracle water for it to work. Why would he give that away free. I am gonna get the free water and screw him over. Ass.

THANK YOU BABY JEEEEEEEEEZUS !!

I'm rich biiiiiiiiiitch !



The funniest part of what leanz said might be the lady who got a $15,000 check from social security. What kind of no options, not future jack ass has dreams of their cash windfall being only 15 grand and its a mistake by the gub'ment. LOL social security!! Not a promotion, not a raise, not a stock shooting up in value. The day you made it is when they added an extra zero on you federal check. Losers.

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Old March 27th, 2006, 08:55 AM   #8
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That guy is white.
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Old March 27th, 2006, 09:02 AM   #9
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See what you don't know is that I am the one that actually blessed that Miracle water.
However, due to my love of this forum, for a one time special offer, if you send me $10.00 today. I will send you a blessed coin for you to carry around in your purse or pocket and good fortune will come to you.

Please send money to :
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PO Box 666
Killdevil Hills, N.C. 48666



Disclaimer: For those of you that are completely mentally challenged this is a joke and the N.C. address is fictional

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Old March 27th, 2006, 09:28 AM   #10
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That guy is white.
yeah, the 2 white people on the show was that guy and another spokes person.
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You should go in a ghetto store some time. They sell lucky candles, and all kinds of crazy junk!

Lucky lotto candles.. lucky love candles... lucky power ball candles...
The best part is, they are just 8" tall glass candles with a sticker on the outside of it!
Go to this page ( click here ) and scroll down to glass encased vigil candles.

They also have a type of "voodoo" kit where you write what you want a few hundred times on pieces of paper, you put them in a jar with the special concoction of chicken bones and voodoo crap, cover the whole mess with some kind of special "oil", do a little ritual, and throw the thing in a body of water. You can curse people, ask for cars, money, love, and god knows what else!
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The real shame is that some people are buying it.
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about 5 poeple have said theyve had strokes and the spring water cured their crippling side effects... yeah they look perfectly normal right now.. even possibly full of shit.
Look what it did for Angel's side affects from her stroke.....
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Don't you all understand Karma? Karma led you to that store, to that candle, to your fortune.

Get your 4x Fanatic Blessed Coins today for a new lowered price of $9.99. Get'em while they last, there is only about $20.00 of various coins left in my specially blessed piggy bank.



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Old March 27th, 2006, 01:43 PM   #15
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See what you don't know is that I am the one that actually blessed that Miracle water.
However, due to my love of this forum, for a one time special offer, if you send me $10.00 today. I will send you a blessed coin for you to carry around in your purse or pocket and good fortune will come to you.

Please send money to :
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I'll Take 5 over here
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