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Old March 25th, 2006, 10:53 PM   #1
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THREE MECHANICS

Three mechanics were in the bathroom standing at the urinals. The first mechanic finishes and walks over to the sink to wash his hands. He then proceeds to dry his hands very carefully. He uses paper towel after paper towel and ensures that every single spot of water on his hands its dried. Turning to the other two, he says, "At Ford, we are trained to be extremely thorough."

The second mechanic finishes his task at the urinal and he proceeds to wash his hands. He uses a single paper towel and makes sure that he dries his hands using every available portion of the paper towel. He turns and says, "At Chevrolet, not only are we trained to be extremely thorough, but we are also trained to be extremely efficient."

The third mechanic finished and walks straight for the door, shouting over his shoulder: "At Jeep, we don't pee on our hands."
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Old March 25th, 2006, 10:58 PM   #2
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Old March 25th, 2006, 11:01 PM   #3
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Old March 25th, 2006, 11:08 PM   #4
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Old March 25th, 2006, 11:09 PM   #5
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either there was more than 3 guys in the restroom at the time, the other two guys waited for the last guy to finish his duties, or the jeep guy was talking to himself

"that's funny right thur, i don't care who ya are, that's funny."
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Old March 26th, 2006, 12:06 AM   #6
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haha thats is funny
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Old March 26th, 2006, 12:32 AM   #7
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I need to go work for jeep, I still pee on my hands
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Old March 26th, 2006, 12:33 AM   #8
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I need to go work for jeep, I still pee on my hands

that may be a problem
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Old March 26th, 2006, 01:11 AM   #9
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Hee hee hee... My grandpa used to work for Chrysler, that's exactly what he used to say to people all the time who commented that he didn't wash up... How true it is :)
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Old March 26th, 2006, 08:41 AM   #10
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Old March 26th, 2006, 04:28 PM   #11
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either there was more than 3 guys in the restroom at the time, the other two guys waited for the last guy to finish his duties, or the jeep guy was talking to himself

"that's funny right thur, i don't care who ya are, that's funny."
haha didnt even think of that


good joke
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Old March 26th, 2006, 05:44 PM   #12
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