|January 22nd, 2008, 01:29 PM||#1|
Join Date: 10-24-06
Location: Flat Rock, MI
Why Men Are Never Depressed
WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED
Men Are Just Happier People--what do you expect from such simple creatures?
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care ofthemselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be President.
You can neverbe pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You can wear NO shirtto a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
Younever have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just tooicky.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental--$100.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
Theoccasional well-renderedbelch is practically expected !
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks.
Afive-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgetsto invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more thanenough.
You almost never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to seewrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original color.
Thesame hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You only have to shave your faceand neck.
You can go without shaving your face and neck a day.
You can play with toys all your life.
Your belly usually hides your big hips.
One wallet and one pair of shoes--one color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.
|January 22nd, 2008, 04:13 PM||#7|
Join Date: 10-20-06
I especially like "You know stuff about tanks."
Another reason why it's great to be a man.
"Men have better friends"
Friendship between Women:
A woman didn't come home one night. The next day she told her husband
that she had slept over at a friend's house. The man called his
wife's 10 best friends. None of them knew anything about it.
Friendship between Men:
A man didn't come home one night. The next day he told his wife that he
had slept over at a friend's house. The woman called her husband's 10
best friends. Eight of them confirmed that he had slept over, and two
claimed that he was still there.