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Old December 13th, 2007, 09:43 PM   #1
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For movers or furniture delivery folks.

My wife and I bought all new couches, chairs and bedroom furniture today.

The living room furniture is barely used. Still looks new, so that's going into the basement.

The bed has a history as deep as the earth itself. I paid $1300 for it 11 years ago. It's shot. I was 22 when I bought it. I was single until I was 31. I was real whorish up until I got married and for some reason it's still here. Luckily it's gone tomorrow. Thank god.

When you guys move mattresses, do you wear gloves? I already have a plan of having it outside of the house when the delivery cats show up. That way it looks like trash, and they treat it accordingly.
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Old December 13th, 2007, 10:20 PM   #2
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Is it full of love stains or something?
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Old December 14th, 2007, 01:57 AM   #3
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Old December 14th, 2007, 02:04 AM   #4
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I pretty much use Atlas gloves for everything. Including moving love stained mattresses
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Old December 14th, 2007, 05:51 AM   #5
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Yep. I used Atlas gloves, too, when I was a Howler Monkey. I don't miss that job. Worst thing I ever found under a matress was Gay porn that the guy's wife didn't know about... She was a bit upset.
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Old December 14th, 2007, 06:56 AM   #6
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Go to KMart and buy a cheap plastic cover. No way I would let my neighbors see a 'love' stained mattress leaving my house.
From the sound of it, I bet it's more vomit stained than love stained.:tonka:
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Old December 14th, 2007, 06:58 AM   #7
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It could be worse. You could be moving ScOoTeR's mattress. I'm guessing his love stains are brown
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Old December 14th, 2007, 07:59 AM   #8
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personally i could care less what the neighbors think even if it was love stained. like your the only one stabbin. pick up the matress and whip that bitch to the curb. before we got our memory foam bed our old matress was stained from redpop, cappucino, chocolate milk and baby formula. shit happens.
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Old December 14th, 2007, 08:00 AM   #9
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our old matress was stained from redpop, cappucino, chocolate milk and baby formula. shit happens.
uh uh, yep. sure. red pop, and chocolate milk. :tonka:
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Old December 14th, 2007, 08:03 AM   #10
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uh uh, yep. sure. red pop, and chocolate milk. :tonka:
it's the intraweb, I can say whatever I believe the truth to be:tonka:
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