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October 31st, 2007, 08:55 PM  #1 
Redneck Poser

So Johnny Burke has been Suspended
He read this on the air and called it Flint Math Test
INNER CITY MATH EXAM 1. Ramon has an AK47 with a 30round clip. He usually misses 6 out of every 10 shots and he uses 13 rounds per driveby shooting. How many driveby shootings can Ramon attempt before he has to reload? 2. Leroy has 2 ounces of cocaine. If he sells an 8 ball to Antonio for $320 and 2 grams to Juan for $85 per gram, what is the street value of the rest of his hold? 3. Duane pimps 3 ho's. If the price is $85 per trick, how many tricks per day must each ho turn in to support Duane's $800 per day crack habit? 4. Raul wants to cut the pound of cocaine he bought for $40,000 to make 20% profit. How many ounce bags will he need to make to obtain the 20% profit? (Hint: use information from question 2 above to determine an estimated street price for an ounce) 5. Desmond gets $200 for a stolen BMW, $150 for stealing a Corvette, and $100 for a 4x4. If he steals 1 BMW, 2 Corvettes and 3 4x4's, how many more Corvettes must he steal to have $900? 6. Pedro was sentenced to 6 years for murder. He also got $10,000 for the hit. If his commonlaw wife spends $100 of his hit money per month, how much money will be left when he gets out? 7. If an average can of spray paint covers 22 square feet and the average letter is 3 square feet, how many letters can be sprayed with 3  8 oz. cans of spray paint with 20% paint left over? 8. Tyrone knocked up 4 girls in the gang. There be 20 girls in his gang. What is the exact percentage of girls Tyrone knocked up? 9. Marvin steals Juan's skate board. As Marvin skates away at 15 mph, Juan loads his .357 Magnum. If it takes Joe 20 seconds to load his piece, how far away will Marvin be when he gets whacked? 
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November 1st, 2007, 08:11 AM  #11  
Redneck Poser

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Its not oldies. It is a classic rock station. I think he was an idiot unless the publicity was his intent. Having seen what happened with Imus on a larger scale, he should have had good enough common sense not to do it. *NOTE* I am not saying the joke isn't amusing or true. 

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