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Old October 9th, 2007, 03:27 PM   #1
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My Private Part Died Today (Joke)

An old man, Mr. Wallace, was living the last of his life in a Nursing
home. One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse Tracy
asked if there was anything wrong.

"Yes, Nurse Tracy," said Mr. Wallace, "My private part died today, and I
am very sad."

Knowing her patients were forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she
replied, "Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Wallace, please accept my condolences."

The following day, Mr. Wallace was walking down the hall with his
private part hanging out his pajamas, when he met Nurse Tracy.

"Mr. Wallace," she said, "You shouldn't be walking down the hall like
that. Please put your private part back inside your pajamas."

"But, Nurse Tracy," replied Mr. Wallace, "I told you yesterday that my
private part died."

"Yes, you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?"

"Well, he replied, "Today's the viewing."
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Old October 9th, 2007, 03:36 PM   #2
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Are you afraid to say penis???
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Old October 9th, 2007, 03:45 PM   #3
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Are you afraid to say penis???
Its the way I got it in the email...
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Old October 9th, 2007, 03:48 PM   #4
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Old October 9th, 2007, 03:54 PM   #5
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It would have been funnier if you said penis.

Got a car I can test drive next weekend?
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Old October 9th, 2007, 03:56 PM   #6
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ROFL


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Old October 9th, 2007, 04:09 PM   #7
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You're not my friend.... so no.
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