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Old October 1st, 2007, 10:57 PM   #1
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Default How to be a good democrat

22 Ways To Be A Good Democrat

1. You have to be against capital punishment, but support abortion on
demand.

2. You have to believe that businesses create oppression and create
prosperity.

3. You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding Americans are
more of a threat than U.S. Nuclear weapons technology in the hands of
Chinese and North Korean communists.

4. You have to believe that there was no art before Federal funding.

5 . You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by
cyclical documented changes in the earth's climate and more affected by
soccer moms driving SUV's.

6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial but being homosexual
is natural.

7. You have to believe that the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal
funding.

8. You have to believe that the same teacher who can't teach fourth
graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex.

9. You have to believe that hunters don't care about nature, but loony
activists who have never been outside of San Francisco do.

10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than actually
doing something to earn it.

11. You have to believe that being lazy is reason enough to go on welfare.

12. You have to believe the NRA is bad because it supports certain parts of
the Constitution, while the ACLU is good because it supports certain parts
of the Constitution.

13. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high.

14. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are more
imortant to American history than Thomas Jefferson, Thomas Edison, and A.G. Bell.

15. You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial
quotas and set-asides are not.

16. You have to believe that Hillary Clinton is normal and is a very nice
person.

17. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn't worked
anywhere it's been tried is because the right people haven't been in charge.

18. You have to believe conservatives telling the truth belong in jail, but
a liar and a sex offender belonged in the White House.

19. You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying drag,
transvestites, and beastiality should be constitutionally protected, and
manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.

20. You have to believe that illegal Democrat Party funding by the Chinese
Government is somehow in the best interest to the United States

21. You have to believe that this message is a part of a vast, right wing
conspiracy.

22. You have to believe that it's okay to give Federal workers the day off
on Christmas Day but it's not okay to say "Merry Christmas.
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Old October 1st, 2007, 11:34 PM   #2
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22 Ways To Be A Good Democrat

1. You have to be against capital punishment, but support abortion on
demand.

2. You have to believe that businesses create oppression and create
prosperity.

3. You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding Americans are
more of a threat than U.S. Nuclear weapons technology in the hands of
Chinese and North Korean communists.

4. You have to believe that there was no art before Federal funding.

5 . You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by
cyclical documented changes in the earth's climate and more affected by
soccer moms driving SUV's.

6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial but being homosexual
is natural.

7. You have to believe that the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal
funding.

8. You have to believe that the same teacher who can't teach fourth
graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex.

9. You have to believe that hunters don't care about nature, but loony
activists who have never been outside of San Francisco do.

10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than actually
doing something to earn it.

11. You have to believe that being lazy is reason enough to go on welfare.

12. You have to believe the NRA is bad because it supports certain parts of
the Constitution, while the ACLU is good because it supports certain parts
of the Constitution.

13. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high.

14. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are more
imortant to American history than Thomas Jefferson, Thomas Edison, and A.G. Bell.

15. You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial
quotas and set-asides are not.

16. You have to believe that Hillary Clinton is normal and is a very nice
person.

17. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn't worked
anywhere it's been tried is because the right people haven't been in charge.

18. You have to believe conservatives telling the truth belong in jail, but
a liar and a sex offender belonged in the White House.

19. You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying drag,
transvestites, and beastiality should be constitutionally protected, and
manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.

20. You have to believe that illegal Democrat Party funding by the Chinese
Government is somehow in the best interest to the United States

21. You have to believe that this message is a part of a vast, right wing
conspiracy.

22. You have to believe that it's okay to give Federal workers the day off
on Christmas Day but it's not okay to say "Merry Christmas.

23. you have to love the taste of cock.
forgot one.
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Old October 2nd, 2007, 03:05 AM   #3
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hahaha i am going to send this to my old liberal hippie douche uncle. he wont talk to me for years. hahaha
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Old October 2nd, 2007, 05:21 AM   #4
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23. you have to love the taste of cock.
hmm, now i know you can't be talking about dems...






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Old October 2nd, 2007, 09:41 AM   #5
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Are you sure? Barney Frank on the right with homosexual activist Corey Steele
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Old October 2nd, 2007, 09:44 AM   #6
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sova, you know you love the taste of cock.
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Old October 2nd, 2007, 10:19 AM   #7
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sova, you know you love the taste of cock.
I once offered him a cock sandwich but he said he didn't like bread.
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Old October 3rd, 2007, 08:11 AM   #8
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It is sad how true this is.
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Old October 3rd, 2007, 08:14 AM   #9
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Are you sure? Barney Frank on the right with homosexual activist Corey Steele
oh don't worry, I know all about Barney Frank. I just know that the democratic party doesn't concern itself with anti-gay "family values" so it's generally a non-issue.
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Old October 3rd, 2007, 08:24 AM   #10
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Old October 4th, 2007, 08:00 AM   #11
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Old October 4th, 2007, 05:13 PM   #12
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Once more for the win.
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