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Old February 17th, 2006, 10:23 AM   #1
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Two cowboys are riding their horses together on the prairie. They come upon a big pile of manure. The first cowboy goes to the second, "I will bet you a $1000 that I can eat all of this crap." The second cowboy agrees, so the first cowboy eats the entire pile and wins $1000.

The two cowboys ride on and after some time come across another pile of manure. This time the second cowboy bets the first that he too can eat the whole pile for $1000. The first cowboy agrees and the second cowboy eats the entire pile and wins the bet.

They ride on again. After a while the first cowboy says to the second, "Do you realize that we just ate a whole pile of manure for nothing?"
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Old February 17th, 2006, 10:39 AM   #2
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why is that so funny to me?
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Old February 17th, 2006, 10:46 AM   #3
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Old February 17th, 2006, 10:49 AM   #4
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Old February 17th, 2006, 10:57 AM   #5
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Three lawyers and three engineers are traveling by train to a conference. At
the station, the three lawyers each buy tickets and watch as the three engineers buy only a single ticket.

How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?" asked one of the
three lawyers.
"Watch and you'll see," answers one of the engineers.

They all board the train. The lawyers take their respective seats but all three engineers cram into a restroom and close the door behind them. Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the restroom door and says, "Ticket, please."
The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand.
The conductor takes it and moves on.

The lawyers saw this and agreed it was quite a clever idea. So after the conference, the lawyers decide to copy the engineers on the return trip and save some money. When they get to the station, they buy a single ticket for the return trip. To their astonishment, the engineers don't buy a ticket at all.
How are you going to travel without a ticket," asks one perplexed lawyer.
"Watch and you'll see," says one of the engineers.
When they board the train the three lawyers cram into a restroom and the
three engineers cram into another one nearby.
The train departs.
Shortly afterward, one of the engineers leaves his restroom and walks over to the restroom where the lawyers are hiding. He knocks on the door and says, "Ticket, please."
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Old February 17th, 2006, 12:11 PM   #7
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In the first joke the reason why they didn’t realize it was getting them no where when it happened is because they are men :tonka:

the second one was pretty funny.. that was pretty smart lol
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Old February 17th, 2006, 12:16 PM   #8
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In the first joke the reason why they didnít realize it was getting them no where when it happened is because they are men :tonka:

the second one was pretty funny.. that was pretty smart lol

That is an extremely offensive and sexist comment


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Old February 17th, 2006, 12:21 PM   #9
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i like that second one
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In the first joke the reason why they didnít realize it was getting them no where when it happened is because they are men :tonka:



Ha.... men..... :tonka:
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Old February 17th, 2006, 01:25 PM   #11
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hahahahhahahaha

that is fricken funny, and I don't know why.

ahahhahaha
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Old February 17th, 2006, 01:40 PM   #12
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In the first joke the reason why they didnít realize it was getting them no where when it happened is because they are men :tonka:

the second one was pretty funny.. that was pretty smart lol
and it takes a woman to think "getting no where" and "getting nothing for doing something" are the same thing
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and it takes a woman to think "getting no where" and "getting nothing for doing something" are the same thing
you can't live with us and can't live without us :tonka: j/j

guys are suppose to be smart women are aloud to have blonde moments and not make sence lol
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you can't live with us and can't live without us :tonka: j/j

guys are suppose to be smart women are aloud to have blonde moments and not make sence lol

let me just say you do a mighty fine job of it too




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:tonka: I know but i have black hair maybe i should die it!!
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