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Old May 28th, 2007, 08:27 PM   #1
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Joke...hope it's not a repost

A Chicken, A Horse & a Harley

On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play together. One day the two were playing, when the horse fell into a bog and began to sink.Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to get the farmer for help !

Off the chicken ran, back to the farm.Arriving at the farm, he searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for he went to town with the only tractor.
Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Harley. Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken sped off with a length of rope hoping he still had time to save his friend's life.

Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy to see the chicken arrive on a shiny Harley, and he managed to get a hold of the loop of rope the chicken tossed to him. After tying the other end to the rear of the bumper of the farmer's bike, the chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful bike, rescued the horse ! Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harley back to the farmhouse and the farmer was none the wiser when he returned.

The friendship between the two animals was cemented: Best Buddies, Best Pals.A few weeks later, the chicken fell into the mud pit, and soon, he too, began to sink and cried out for the horse to save his life! The horse thought for a moment, walked over, straddled the large puddle.Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his hangy-down thing and he could lift him out of the pit.The chicken got a good grip, an the horse pulled him up and out, saving his life. And .........

The moral of this story ? ( Yes, there is a moral !!)

" When you're hung like a Horse, you don't need a Harley to pick up Chicks !!!! "
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Old May 28th, 2007, 08:46 PM   #2
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Old May 28th, 2007, 08:58 PM   #3
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Old May 28th, 2007, 09:01 PM   #4
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LOL DIDN"T see that one comeing...should ahve but didn't!
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Old May 28th, 2007, 09:36 PM   #5
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