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Old March 29th, 2007, 11:23 PM   #1
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22 WAYS TO BE A GOOD DEMOCRAT


1. You have to be against capital punishment, but support abortion on demand.
2. You have to believe that businesses create oppression and governments create prosperity.
3. You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding Americans are more of a threat than U.S. nuclear weapons technology in the hands of Chinese and North Korean communists.
4. You have to believe that there was no art before Federal funding.
5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by cyclical documented changes in the earth's climate and more affected by soccer moms driving SUV's.
6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial but being homosexual is natural.
7. You have to believe that the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal funding.
8. You have to believe that the same teacher who can't teach 4th-graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex.
9. You have to believe that hunters don't care about nature, but loony activists who have never been outside of San Francisco do.
10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn it.
11. You have to believe that Mel Gibson spent $25 million of his own money to make The Passion of the Christ for financial gain only.
12. You have to believe the NRA is bad because it supports certain parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good because it supports certain parts of the Constitution.
13. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high.
14. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are more important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, Gen. Robert E. Lee, and Thomas Edison & A.G. Bell.
15. You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas and set-asides are not.
16. You have to believe that Hillary Clinton is normal and is a very nice person.
17. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn't worked anywhere it has been tried is because the right people haven't been in charge.
18. You have to believe conservatives telling the truth belong in jail, but a liar and a sex offender belonged in the White House.
19. You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying drag, transvestites, and bestiality should be constitutionally protected, and manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.
20. You have to believe that illegal Democratic Party funding by the Chinese Government is somehow in the best interest of the United States.
21. You have to believe that it's okay to give Federal workers the day off on Christmas Day but it's not okay to say "Merry Christmas."
22. You have to believe that this message is a part of a vast, right wing conspiracy.
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Old March 30th, 2007, 07:20 AM   #2
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22 WAYS TO BE A GOOD DEMOCRAT


1. You have to be against capital punishment, but support abortion on demand.
im for the death pen. and abortion
2. You have to believe that businesses create oppression and governments create prosperity.
i beleive that both breed coruption most of the time
3. You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding Americans are more of a threat than U.S. nuclear weapons technology in the hands of Chinese and North Korean communists.
no ones taking my or your guns, thats called mis-information, and what has the gop don to stop kor. or china (i dont think borrowing vast amounts of money from china is stopping there nukes)
4. You have to believe that there was no art before Federal funding.
i dont believe in funding the arts past the 12th grade of high school5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by cyclical documented changes in the earth's climate and more affected by soccer moms driving SUV's.
no one said that, but concensus in the sientific comunity is that were helping it along a bunch. and i choose to believe them over oil men with a $ driven agenda
6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial but being homosexual is natural.
i dont have a prob. with gender roles. but anyone that thinks a person chooses to be gay is very stupid. who would choose that? did you at some point make a choise to be straight bruce???
7. You have to believe that the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal funding.
no bruce its spread by having unprotected sex, bood transfer ect. maby you would know this if there were more fed. programs to teach people about it?
8. You have to believe that the same teacher who can't teach 4th-graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex.
someone has to, see #7
9. You have to believe that hunters don't care about nature, but loony activists who have never been outside of San Francisco do.
not a tree hugger, but i am a life long hunter/fisherman that lives 17 miles from the nearest town, hmmm you dont seem to know very much about this dem.10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn it.
a- no i dont. i dont even know what this is supposed to mean
11. You have to believe that Mel Gibson spent $25 million of his own money to make The Passion of the Christ for financial gain only.
wrong again, i think he did it cuz hes a nut
12. You have to believe the NRA is bad because it supports certain parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good because it supports certain parts of the Constitution.
i think both org. have been corrupted by outside intrests
13. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high.
i think we wouldnt need higher taxes if our current leadership didnt spend it like it was free
14. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are more important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, Gen. Robert E. Lee, no and Thomas Edison & A.G. Bell.
they all have there place of importance in our great history
15. You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas and set-asides are not.
nope, im against racial quotas and see nothing wrong with standardized tests
16. You have to believe that Hillary Clinton is normal and is a very nice person.
i dont think anyone that wants to hold public office at that level is nomal or nice
17. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn't worked anywhere it has been tried is because the right people haven't been in charge.
not voting for the gop is not socialism or comunism. this is just like saying not suporting the current pres is supporting terrorism. its not true and insulting propoganda
18. You have to believe conservatives telling the truth belong in jail, but a liar and a sex offender belonged in the White House.
what conservitive told the truth??????. and what sex offender? if this is the blow-job thing again getting head does not make you a sex off. it makes you lucky. im thinking its been a very long time sence you have been lucky
19. You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying drag, transvestites, and bestiality should be constitutionally protected, and manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.
bestiality should not be protected!!!!!! but homos that are born here should get the same rights as you and me cuz there americans!!!! as far as the manger , as long as its not a goverment building i dont care. but the state should not support any religon of any kind at all never
20. You have to believe that illegal Democratic Party funding by the Chinese Government is somehow in the best interest of the United States.
dont agree with it, or bushes ties to the binladens. all of it sucks
21. You have to believe that it's okay to give Federal workers the day off on Christmas Day but it's not okay to say "Merry Christmas."
i dont get it off, neither should they. and i think you should be able to say anything, wether its merry xmas or fukc you. freedom of speach
22. You have to believe that this message is a part of a vast, right wing conspiracy.
nope, most likely just one unwilling to belive that any idiea not told to him by his party is a bad one and that all people fit into the two cat. hes seen fit to put them in
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Old March 30th, 2007, 09:31 PM   #6
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im thinking its been a very long time sence you have been lucky
you got that one right.


But I can't believe you actually took the time to read and respond to all that crap. I was just cutting and pasting shit from my work e-mail in box.
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you got that one right.


But I can't believe you actually took the time to read and respond to all that crap. I was just cutting and pasting shit from my work e-mail in box.
i thought you were talking to me personaly
dont you know that i read everything you post bruce?
im stalking you
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the state should not support any religon of any kind at all never


i think you should be able to say anything, wether its merry xmas or fukc you. freedom of speach
Couple of things I find funny....first:

One Nation, Under God......

Second, I find it funny that you can't type Christ but you have no trouble with fukc .
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Couple of things I find funny....first:

One Nation, Under God......

Second, I find it funny that you can't type Christ but you have no trouble with fukc .
the pledge came about durring the cold war as propaganda against the commies look it up its true


i can type christ just fine
you must be ref. to my use of x-mas, you must know by now that i dont type well and take any shortcut i can
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So you are a misled Democrat that has been sheeped into voting democrat even though you are clearly not a democrat.

You are an independent. Now that you know why don't you join me here in the middle.
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So you are a misled Democrat that has been sheeped into voting democrat even though you are clearly not a democrat.

You are an independent. Now that you know why don't you join me here in the middle.
you are write about the middle. i used to be a rep. but i have fallen away due to the way they have conducted themselves over the last 10 years.
that and i do suport gay rights cuz there born here and if you are you get the same rights as every one else, regardless of what the bible says on the subject.
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So you are a misled Democrat that has been sheeped into voting democrat even though you are clearly not a democrat.

You are an independent. Now that you know why don't you join me here in the middle.
ummhhh........just one question. The Middle of what? No one knows on this board anymore?
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what about that fella that was born here then moved to the middle east to join the terrorists? also, one of my best friends was not born here, but he is a great person, does he deserve the same rights as someone who wasnt born here?
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what about that fella that was born here then moved to the middle east to join the terrorists? also, one of my best friends was not born here, but he is a great person, does he deserve the same rights as someone who wasnt born here?
if he gains citizenship then yes.
as for your friend the terrorist, if he is still a us citizen than he to has the same rights as you me or anyone else that would or has commited a crime.
unless he is cought over in an other country in the sevice of a for. army then geniva con. takes over. (or is supposed to)
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