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Old January 31st, 2007, 09:53 AM   #1
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George Carlin's Solution to Save Gasoline


Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use. The best way to stop using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants That would be 11 million less people using our gas. The price of gas would come down. Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the border. When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq Tell him if he wants to come to America then he must serve a tour in the military. Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it. After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country. He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal patriot. This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves. If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo. Problem solved.

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Old January 31st, 2007, 10:09 AM   #2
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Something about our military taking a siesta during the day while at war bothers me.....
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Old January 31st, 2007, 11:46 AM   #3
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George Carlin is a genious. No actually he justed uses commen sence. I posted that Idea about illegal immigrants serving our country for citizenship a couple weeks ago.
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Old January 31st, 2007, 04:51 PM   #4
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Old January 31st, 2007, 04:59 PM   #5
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F@#K Yes!!!!!
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some needs to forward that to george.bush@imanidiot.com
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first, that is almost certinally not writen by Geogre Carlin. http://www.georgecarlin.com/home/home.html for further reading about that.

Second, I doubt that the illegals are using all that much gasoline. They aren't the ones driving 50 miles each way, by themselves, in a huge SUV to work and back. I think their more likely to have 15 people stuffed into a midsized car to get to the job site.

And finally, do you really want someone fresh over the fence representing us in other countries?
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