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Old August 10th, 2014, 11:44 PM   #36281
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When cheese wiz is left in the tip of the can it because a rock hard cheese plug. So if you are too tall you should duck when you walk down the stairs. If you don't you can get a parking ticket.
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Old August 11th, 2014, 12:08 AM   #36282
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Although the "Inferno Burger" was delicious with its Jalapeños, habaneros, habanero mayo, and pepper jack cheese, I must ask that you cease and desist the consumption of such things as they make me burn and spew out repulsion that could gag a maggot with the violence only rivaled by high end jacuzzi jets.

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Have some ice cream after. It's supposed to make the exit easier to manage.
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Old August 11th, 2014, 12:30 AM   #36283
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Have some ice cream after. It's supposed to make the exit easier to manage.
Unless you're lactose intolerant, then it just intensifies the ferrousity.
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Old August 11th, 2014, 12:43 AM   #36284
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Old August 11th, 2014, 05:05 AM   #36285
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This damn burger had my turd cutter tingling BEFORE I shit.... I contemplated inserting an ice cube but decided against it
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Old August 11th, 2014, 05:19 AM   #36286
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What's the divorce pool up to? Put me down for later today after my wife check's my bank account.
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What's the divorce pool up to? Put me down for later today after my wife check's my bank account.
You let her do that!?!
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What's the divorce pool up to? Put me down for later today after my wife check's my bank account.

Give my wife a call if you want to start the divorce process
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Lmao

Stopped by the bar on the way home for A (singular) beer and a buddy was up there. I ended up drinking TWO beers, got a chicken tender basket and then we went half and half on a shot of Johnny Walker Blue (two separate glasses you gheyz) but he only had cash. I put it on my tab and he gave me the cash for it. Wife is gonna have a god damned stroke when she sees a $65 bar tab
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You let her do that!?!
It's the joint account.

Not even gonna tell her about the cash. To hell with it. Been working 16 hour days all week. If I want to relax for a couple hours I'm going to fucking relax for a couple hours. If she doesn't like it... TOO BAD!
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It's the joint account.

Not even gonna tell her about the cash. To hell with it. Been working 16 hour days all week. If I want to relax for a couple hours I'm going to fucking relax for a couple hours. If she doesn't like it... TOO BAD!
We also have joint accounts, creepy is the primary depositor on those accounts.
Those accounts are no concern of mine.

The utilities are on. The bank isn't knocking on the door with the sheriff, no one is chasing my jeep down, plates and insurance are in order.

None of my business beyond that.
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We also have joint accounts, creepy is the primary depositor on those accounts.
Those accounts are no concern of mine.

The utilities are on. The bank isn't knocking on the door with the sheriff, no one is chasing my jeep down, plates and insurance are in order.

None of my business beyond that.
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Stopped by the bar on the way home for A (singular) beer and a buddy was up there. I ended up drinking TWO beers, got a chicken tender basket and then we went half and half on a shot of Johnny Walker Blue (two separate glasses you gheyz) but he only had cash. I put it on my tab and he gave me the cash for it. Wife is gonna have a god damned stroke when she sees a $65 bar tab
So is the blue label truly the elixir of the gods like I picture it?
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Old August 11th, 2014, 08:08 AM   #36299
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Stopped by the bar on the way home for A (singular) beer and a buddy was up there. I ended up drinking TWO beers, got a chicken tender basket and then we went half and half on a shot of Johnny Walker Blue (two separate glasses you gheyz) but he only had cash. I put it on my tab and he gave me the cash for it. Wife is gonna have a god damned stroke when she sees a $65 bar tab
Don't you mean you stopped in for a single beer? Wtf is a (singular) beer

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Don't you mean you stopped in for a single beer? Wtf is a (singular) beer

I was clarifying what A beer meant for the smartasses around here

Johnny Walker Blue... it shocked me. It went down like fresh spring water. I couldn't believe it. Neither could my buddy.

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