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Old July 11th, 2014, 10:33 AM   #1
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Red face Strange request from a long time customer.........

Long time customer called me and offered me some grand stand tickets for some boat races this weekend.
However he wants me to meet the owner of one of the boats and to check out his business........

Should I sell the free tickets?
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Old July 11th, 2014, 10:46 AM   #2
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Old July 11th, 2014, 10:47 AM   #3
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You get to meet Dale? Once in a lifetime opportunity.
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Old July 11th, 2014, 10:51 AM   #5
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Remember to bow when you meet Dale.
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Old July 11th, 2014, 10:56 AM   #6
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Ive never been propositioned like this before.
I feel like a whore.
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Old July 11th, 2014, 11:16 AM   #7
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Old July 11th, 2014, 11:24 AM   #8
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Do you know about Amway?
That it is a successful global business?
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Old July 11th, 2014, 11:26 AM   #9
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Yes it is. You should participate.
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Old July 11th, 2014, 12:22 PM   #10
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Old July 11th, 2014, 12:53 PM   #11
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Old July 11th, 2014, 07:12 PM   #12
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I thought this was a story about how a customer wanted a handy instead of some metal cutting.
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I am willing to bet its a bunch of geriatric old farts bitching about anyone under 50 and touching each others weiners.
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Old July 11th, 2014, 07:29 PM   #13
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It's probably some gay wind ferry shit.
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Old July 11th, 2014, 07:30 PM   #14
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That's hard to do with such a huge gut isn't it? I mean when was the last time you saw your feet?
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Old July 12th, 2014, 05:41 PM   #18
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DYC
Women everywhere in skimpy bikinis on poppin bodies.
Gold rings, chains, bracelets, and diamond earrings.
Big boats and bigger boats.
Fast boats and faster boats.
Gold chains and fedoras.
Got invited back tomorrow.
I feel so fucking poor.
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