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Old July 11th, 2014, 10:30 PM   #41
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Old July 11th, 2014, 10:59 PM   #42
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As a man that takes pride in his handshake, I hate nothing more than an "early clincher" you know the type- the man that starts to squeeze before the handshake has fully commenced, leaving at least one participant wondering (fag?)
Don't be an early clincher, and if your the victim of such a ... Person, be man enough to reach with your left, reset, and call him on it!! That's what Mr.Green would do.
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Old July 12th, 2014, 01:30 AM   #43
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I think the guy(?) did OP a huge favor buy getting rid of him. It sounds like the owner is a limp wrist-ed cry baby bitch. Does he own a business making competition quality butt plugs and 12 volt powered penis pumps?
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Old July 12th, 2014, 02:02 AM   #44
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I prefer the wriggler, when you tickle their wrist with your middle finger. Try that next time.
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Old July 12th, 2014, 02:39 AM   #45
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Old July 12th, 2014, 02:50 AM   #46
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I prefer the wriggler, when you tickle their wrist with your middle finger. Try that next time.
I like doing a version of this... flicking my middle finger on the inside of their palm/heal of their hand, while looking them dead in the eye and licking my lips.
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Old July 12th, 2014, 06:27 AM   #47
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I'm a big fan of the fish....tuck the thumb and head straight in...people don't know what to do and it freaks them out. It works better when you give no reaction
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Old July 12th, 2014, 06:32 AM   #48
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I'm a big fan of the fish....tuck the thumb and head straight in...people don't know what to do and it freaks them out. It works better when you give no reaction
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Old July 12th, 2014, 06:40 AM   #49
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OP is quickly becoming one of my favorite GayL4x4 members. Anxiously awaiting his next thread!!
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Old July 12th, 2014, 06:54 AM   #50
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Well you csn think what you want... i'm in as much disbelief as you are. There is more, and it gets even worse, but this is the main reason.
perhaps telling us 'more' will help us understand better.....and what type business was this?
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Old July 12th, 2014, 08:39 AM   #51
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Fuck shaking hands, I go strait for a hug every time, that my friends is manly.
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Old July 12th, 2014, 08:59 AM   #52
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Old July 12th, 2014, 02:28 PM   #53
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Id say more so to actually show respect, not trying to impress. I dont feel the need to have to impress anyone.
..says the unemployed.

I try to stink-palm people I don't like by offering to shake their hand.


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Old July 12th, 2014, 06:32 PM   #54
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Well you csn think what you want... i'm in as much disbelief as you are. There is more, and it gets even worse, but this is the main reason.
Really? There's more, and it's worse than a shitty handshake, but the shitty handshake is the main reason?


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Old July 12th, 2014, 07:15 PM   #55
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This thraSHING.is run by xabemen.
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Old July 12th, 2014, 07:15 PM   #56
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Either crush their hand or give them the fish. Anything else makes you a pussy
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Old July 12th, 2014, 07:25 PM   #57
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Howie Mandel fist bump?
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Old July 12th, 2014, 07:26 PM   #58
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Either crush their hand or give them the fish. Anything else makes you a pussy
hmmm.. You did neither when you shook my hand. I guess now we know.
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Old July 12th, 2014, 07:40 PM   #59
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You know any time I get a new hire that shakes my hand and looks me in the eye they get a couple free fukc ups. But if a new hire squeezed my hand and put me on my knees he wouldn't last long.
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Old July 12th, 2014, 07:54 PM   #60
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I doubt that the handshake was really that bad. Unless the OP ate his Wheaties that morning.
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