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Old April 30th, 2014, 12:01 PM   #81
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Use the FM transmitter, but don't go with an annoying song on continuous loop. Have your audio device set at 1/4 volume with the sound effects from the climax of a hardcore porn ready to go. Don't activate anything yet. As the boss, HR, or sensitive female coworkers approach his work area, turn it all on. Before he can figure out the issue, crank the volume on your device. Try not to giggle as he panics and tries to disable the nightmare that has just ensued. Better yet, stand up and say "Damnit how many times do I have to ask you to quit watching porn at work?!?!?! This is ridiculous!!"
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Old April 30th, 2014, 12:12 PM   #82
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get a bigger radio
Honestly this.

Had almost the exact same problem at work, wired a car amplifier up to 4 6x9's powered by a battery on a charger, directed the speakers at him. Played it full blast pop music, only took one day and problem solved.
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Old April 30th, 2014, 12:28 PM   #83
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If you choose this route this song should do the trick!


Walt Disney\\\\\\\\\\'s It\\\\\\\\\\'s A Small World After All - YouTube
Thank you @dirtygirl

I didn't even listen to it, but yet it is stuck in my head now.
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Old April 30th, 2014, 12:29 PM   #84
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Dude.

This is your answer:
http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/b278/

I've used that for years in my office.
Hell, just go to CVS, get one of those stupid musical cards, rip the noisemaker out and drop it behind the drawers of his desk.

It will take about a week for the battery to die.
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Old April 30th, 2014, 12:29 PM   #85
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Well, it was that or "Who Let The Dogs Out".
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Old April 30th, 2014, 12:42 PM   #86
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Old April 30th, 2014, 01:22 PM   #87
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If he is as big of a moron as one of my coworkers you are fighting a unwinable fight. There will always be something else that he's going to do that's going to drive you nuts.

My coworker would listen to the radio super loud, but the station didn't come in clear at all, more static then music and would just turn it up louder. After a month of walking over there and turning it down or unplugging it I finally yelled across the shop to turn that fucking radio off. That seemed to work for the radio, but nothing has worked for his nonstop obnoxious sound effects, constant use of the word fukc , butting into everyone's business and countless other things that drive us all crazy.

It's not like he's a young kid either, he's in his 50's!
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If he is as big of a moron as one of my coworkers you are fighting a unwinable fight. There will always be something else that he's going to do that's going to drive you nuts.

My coworker would listen to the radio super loud, but the station didn't come in clear at all, more static then music and would just turn it up louder. After a month of walking over there and turning it down or unplugging it I finally yelled across the shop to turn that fucking radio off. That seemed to work for the radio, but nothing has worked for his nonstop obnoxious sound effects, constant use of the word fukc , butting into everyone's business and countless other things that drive us all crazy.

It's not like he's a young kid either, he's in his 50's!
@SSholes in their 50's are the worst.
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start singing along to it, keep it up, no matter what it is, he'll turn it down
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Old April 30th, 2014, 03:37 PM   #90
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start singing along to it, keep it up, no matter what it is, he'll turn it down
Better yet, whistle it. I had a boss that did that all the time. Very annoying.
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Or sing it Bill Murray Lounge Lizard style.
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Old April 30th, 2014, 04:44 PM   #92
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I wish I had a radio at work
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I do but haven't turned it on in 3 years. Distracting. The voices in my head usually win.
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@jbsjunk I wish we got better stations at work. I mostly just sing to myself now.
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Do you get booed too or do you actually have a good voice?
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Do you get booed too or do you actually have a good voice?
Depends on the song, but most of the time I get booed by my audience.

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Old April 30th, 2014, 07:25 PM   #98
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Depends on the song, but most of the time I get booed by my audience.
Me, myself and I?
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