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Old February 1st, 2014, 11:02 AM   #81
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Just saw a sign for the Rusty Moose. First to guess what it is gets a high 5.
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Old February 1st, 2014, 11:08 AM   #82
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Old February 1st, 2014, 11:09 AM   #83
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Old February 1st, 2014, 11:19 AM   #84
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Old February 1st, 2014, 11:23 AM   #85
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Old February 1st, 2014, 11:24 AM   #86
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Old February 1st, 2014, 11:32 AM   #87
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Old February 1st, 2014, 12:09 PM   #88
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Thanks for the numbers and map. The Program answered a lot of my questions too, thanks.

If all three racers are in the one truck, do you have a rental camper waiting at
Hammertown for you? And do you have pit crews to help?
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Old February 1st, 2014, 12:14 PM   #89
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Thanks for the numbers and map. The Program answered a lot of my questions too, thanks.

If all three racers are in the one truck, do you have a rental camper waiting at
Hammertown for you? And do you have pit crews to help?
They all spoon in the bed of the truck.
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Old February 1st, 2014, 12:16 PM   #90
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They all spoon in the bed of the truck.
But only the guy in the middle is gay so it's all good.
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Old February 1st, 2014, 12:22 PM   #91
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The Rusty Moose is executed when one is in the rear mount position. While slamming away, you poke your fingers into the asshole one at a time, to include the thumbs. Next you shove your thumbs into the ears of the subject, maintaining coitus, opening your hands in a moose-antler fashion and bellowing loudly.
"Yo, dude, I gave the Patti the Rusty Moose last night."
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Old February 1st, 2014, 12:23 PM   #92
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Just saw a sign for the Rusty Moose. First to guess what it is gets a high 5.
I probably shouldn't play.
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Old February 1st, 2014, 12:37 PM   #93
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The Rusty Moose is executed when one is in the rear mount position. While slamming away, you poke your fingers into the asshole one at a time, to include the thumbs. Next you shove your thumbs into the ears of the subject, maintaining coitus, opening your hands in a moose-antler fashion and bellowing loudly.
"Yo, dude, I gave the Patti the Rusty Moose last night."
Winner winner chicken dinner, but no high 5 after that description.

BTW - You are only gay if you push back.
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Old February 1st, 2014, 12:40 PM   #94
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Old February 1st, 2014, 01:02 PM   #95
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Old February 1st, 2014, 01:19 PM   #96
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Thanks for the numbers and map. The Program answered a lot of my questions too, thanks.

If all three racers are in the one truck, do you have a rental camper waiting at
Hammertown for you? And do you have pit crews to help?
Only a fool would stay in hammertown...the dust out there is for the birds...hotel stay is where it's at, showers, toilets, hot tubs, break from the dust
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Old February 1st, 2014, 02:03 PM   #97
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Only a fool would stay in hammertown...the dust out there is for the birds...hotel stay is where it's at, showers, toilets, hot tubs, break from the dust
you are the biggest pussy ever
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Old February 1st, 2014, 02:05 PM   #98
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Old February 1st, 2014, 02:06 PM   #99
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Hotel and a Jim Burgundy bandanna for me!

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Old February 1st, 2014, 03:38 PM   #100
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Correction.... Dianne burgundy bandana.
And yes, hotel is the way to go.
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