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Old January 10th, 2014, 03:07 PM   #1
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I received a text from my mother today. Hi honey ,Stephanie..... is a young beautiful out of work single mother who is looking for a job. She lives in St Johns. Any openings at Sundance (car dealership where I work). My first thought was to ask for pics.
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Old January 10th, 2014, 03:08 PM   #2
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so...I'm gonna need pics of Stephanie, and your mom.
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Old January 10th, 2014, 03:09 PM   #3
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Old January 10th, 2014, 03:12 PM   #4
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so...I'm gonna need pics of Stephanie, and your mom.
Maybe providing your a/s/l conform to my high standards.
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Old January 10th, 2014, 03:14 PM   #5
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Old January 10th, 2014, 03:22 PM   #6
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Your most likely in good hands. I don't think I've ever seen an ugly Stephanie. Now if your mother asked for a job for a lady named Bertha, you'd have a problem.
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Old January 10th, 2014, 03:23 PM   #7
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I received a text from my mother today. Hi honey ,Stephanie..... is a young beautiful out of work single mother who is looking for a job. She lives in St Johns. Any openings at Sundance (car dealership where I work). My first thought was to ask for pics.
Scott Lawrence still work up there?
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Old January 10th, 2014, 03:37 PM   #8
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Did you ever have a sales guy deck another sales guy? Just curious if a story I heard was true
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Scott Lawrence still work up there?
Is this the one I'm thinking of?
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Old January 10th, 2014, 05:19 PM   #10
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thats the dealership with the crazy commercials isn't it?
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Wanna trade a horse for a car? There is a dead one around here that gets abused anyway.
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Old January 10th, 2014, 05:21 PM   #12
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Pics.
Then post them for us.
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Old January 10th, 2014, 06:37 PM   #13
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Your most likely in good hands. I don't think I've ever seen an ugly Stephanie. Now if your mother asked for a job for a lady named Bertha, you'd have a problem.

I can confirm this is FALSE!
I know 5 Stephanies, only one is relatively good looking
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Old January 10th, 2014, 07:11 PM   #14
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I can confirm this is FALSE!
I know 5 Stephanies, only one is relatively good looking
I can only think of one stephanie, and she is smoking hot
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Old January 10th, 2014, 07:11 PM   #15
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I can confirm this is FALSE!
I know 5 Stephanies, only one is relatively good looking
x2 My "good looking" Stephanie to "smacked in the face with a 2x4" Stephanie ratio is 3:1
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I want pics of mom. If she knows how to text, she must still be young and do-able.
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Old January 10th, 2014, 07:25 PM   #17
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I want pics of mom. If she knows how to text, she must still be young and do-able.
Both my kids grandmothers text.
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Both my kids grandmothers text.
how do you clean the quill pen ink off of the phone?
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